The Narrator is a DICK: Longer, Harder, and Uncut achievements

Unlocked the secret character Aesthetic Man from Aesthetic Melody as a playable character.

Cleared the game in under three hours. Turtle turtle.

You beat the game dying less than ten times.

Unlocked the Unicorn as a playable character.

Unlocked the Hillbilly as a playable character.

Unlocked a Tom as a playable character.

Unlocked the Old Lady as a playable character.

Unlocked the Octopus as a playable character.

Unlocked the Pothead as a playable character.

Unlocked the Redneck as a playable character.

Unlocked secret character GunGuy from Blaster Shooter GunGuy! as a playable character.

Speed run the game in under half an hour. Now that's fast, but let's set a record.