The Nutshack: The Game

IT'S THE NUTSHACK!
But what exactly is the Nutshack without all of the Nutshack crew? Join Phil Matibag and his ladies man of an uncle, Tito Dick, as they go around The Tenderloin to find their friends. Are you ready for a meme game taken to the next level? Game Guide: http://www.lamedimension.moe/nutshackinfo.html

Keyboard Controls:
Arrow Keys - Move
Z - Jump
X - Attack
C - Dash
A - Switch Character
Escape / P - Pause / Exit Game

Gamepad Controls:
Analog Stick / D-pad - Move
A - Jump
X - Attack
B - Dash
Y - Switch Character
Start - Pause
Select - Pause / Exit Game

This game supports Xinput gamepads, such as Xbox360 controllers, and it is highly recommended to use it for this game

Changelog:
Version 1.0.3 - If you had issues with the jumping feeling a bit funky, it's probably alright now - Stage 2 layout slightly changed yet again to be more novice friendly - Stages are yet again slightly more optimized for weaker computers. I currently have no methods for weak computers that face slowdowns right at stage 1

Version 1.0.2
- Buffed Tito Dick's hitboxes, fixing the problem with Tito Dick unable to break crates when directly touching them
- Quitting the game now requires you to hold the Escape button rather than pressing it to prevent accidental quitting
- Stage 2 layout has been changed again slightly to prevent another issue of getting stuck and the issue of the switch block not activating when shooting at it while directly next to them
- Has been optimized for weaker computers to prevent slowdowns at certain parts, but I cannot confirm it myself because I do not have a weak enough computer to test it with

Version 1.0.1
- Stage 2 layout has been changed slightly to prevent the issue of getting stuck