The Stanley Parable achievements

7.56%
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
14.10%
Unachievable
It is impossible to get this achievement.
14.90%
Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
26.04%
Go outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
37.24%
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52.55%
Click on door 430 five times.
Click on door 430 five times.
66.32%
Achievement
This is an achievement.
78.04%
You can't jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
85.77%
Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
85.79%
Beat the game
Complete The Stanley Parable.