The Stanley Parable achievements

7.24%
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
13.85%
Unachievable
It is impossible to get this achievement.
14.69%
Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
25.05%
Go outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
37.48%
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52.66%
Click on door 430 five times.
Click on door 430 five times.
66.57%
Achievement
This is an achievement.
78.01%
You can't jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
85.68%
Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
86.02%
Beat the game
Complete The Stanley Parable.