The Stanley Parable achievements

7.59%

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

14.13%

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.

14.93%

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

26.07%

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

37.26%

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52.52%

Click on door 430 five times.

66.26%

Achievement

This is an achievement.

78.03%

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.

85.81%

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.

85.81%

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.