Thin Judgment (itch)

You're working at a conveyor belt. Many things appear on the line. Ranging from spare change and suspiciously clean food, to gold bars and sentient little-paper-people that have a tendency to explode. Try not to die; don't be killed, and don't forget to eat.

The Conveyor

Earn your wage by collecting spare change or collecting paper people with your tube. Feel free to analyze and prejudice which paper people you collect, as each of them has their own social status and gender. There are over 50 different social statuses and text-based events may occur based on the balance/imbalance of roles and genders. There are some malicious roles as well, so be careful not to let destabilizing people join your perfect little-paper-society.

Earn resources by collecting gold bars or letting the paper beings endure a slow and agonizing death in the furnace that's at the end of the conveyor belt. Letting paper people die doesn't have any considerable implication – except for their eventual retaliation against you – but letting gold bars go into the furnace will make your employers very upset with you. Unless you collect those gold bars, you won't be employed to anybody for very long.

The Experiments

When you want to divert from the typical conveyor belt mayhem, then switch over to one of the 3 experiment minigames. You need paper people to experiment on, so collecting enough at the conveyor belt is necessary.

- Ground Race
Great for watching the paper people stumble and fall on their face. Control one of the 4 paper people and get to the end first. Avoid obstacles by jumping and moving.

- Rock Climbing
Stop the paper people from climbing to the top. Knock off all but the golden paper people, as the golden ones fall up and are harmless if just climbing.

- Tube Operator
Switch tubes on and off to prevent them from overheating as paper people travel through them.