Ukrainian Ninja

Shame-Shame for Ukraine I have been watching this game since its appearance in Greenlight. Well, in fact, there are two words in the title, which cause me an irresistible delight, because I am from Ukraine and I love the Ninja. What was my surprise when after the release of the game it became bombard negative reviews. I did not believe in any of them and waited until I get the cherished key. And so I got it, launched the game and... What was I waiting for? And Waiting for me there full of disappointment. Why, you ask? Read the text below and you will understand. After The first time you go into the game wondering: And what about this game in general Ukraine? Why Ukrainian ninja? Why all the opponents are people like humans, and our main character is a pike-eyed dwarf. The Only connection with Ukraine here-a bandage on the shoulder of a hero, which is easy to notice yes people in masks and with guns, which is now full in the West. The Plot in the game is simple to the point that it would be better and not at all. Ukrainian Ninja just runs and frees the captured territory. No, well, I certainly understand that this is relevant in the modern reality, but still could come up with something more solid. We Run all the time, collect coins, kill all our little sword and throw the Sjurikany. Such a "fascinating" gameplay simply kills any desire to move on the game further. The Creators of the game Ukrainian Ninja managed to do only one good thing-to recreate the atmosphere of the player's futility, which all experienced sitting down for the passage of old games like Mario. And The first thing that brings the greatest share of hardcore is control, which is like an untraveled horse. At first glance, it seems simple, but it is not. In order For it to become so-it will have to tame. But Here's the problem: it is absolutely not want to tame, because the game does everything to repel from itself. Worthless picture, dull gameplay and most importantly-it is a wretched sound. God, it feels like some kind of new weapon of mass destruction. Absolutely All sounds are simply terrible, pisklyas and as if wooden. And Most importantly-they can not be turned off. The Thing you, throughout the game, should enjoy it, I apologize for the expression, ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ OM. I Refuse This! We will Pass the whole game with the most meager inventory, which only could come up: sword, Sjurikany and submachine gun. That's all we're allowed to Do. But If you take away all this, it is quite easy to break the enemies on the muzzle fist, like a real Ukrainian. Well and for a change it will be possible to knock down a helicopter a building beam, or to destroy a tank of a ton dynamite which simply hangs on a construction site. This is the same Ukraine, ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ As I said before-all the graphics of the game is very miserable. It was necessary to throw It in some projects of ten years ago. It is no longer eight-bit, but to the ideal of her, like me to a powerful PC. The Whole game world Ukrainian Ninja looks like a tyrant in a shopping center, or as Alla Pugacheva at the fashion party students. Do Not understand humor? She's so old-fashioned. And in all this horror hidden a ton of bugs and root texurki, which are quite real stuck during the next jump. And this is the soundtrack... And... Stop... Did I mention him? So what! It's Terrible! In short, this game is worth to have in the library only if you were given a key for free. To Pay for this "pleasure" 3 dollars I will not advise even the enemy. I do not understand why released this game, which is a gift of a bundle of bugs and unbearable control. I Strongly recommend not to pay attention to the tempting name and pass by this hopeless project. Overall Rating: 1/10 Special for Ste @ m Speakers