Weekend At Chompface's

So let's get one thing straight: video game characters are real, live beings just like you and me. Game-players just force them to constantly act out the scenarios, and no characters really get stabbed, blown up, eaten, etc. They just clock out at the end of the day, and jump into action as soon as someone feeds a quarter in their arcade cabinet. It's a system that works perfectly.

Until one day, a Ghost slips Mr. Chompface some arsenic, and it all goes to hell.

Use the ENTER key to begin the game. Use the ARROW KEYS to move through the maze and navigate the in-game menus.

WACF is kind of a tribute to the games of my youth, kind of a joke, kind of a creative action puzzle with multiple endings. It includes:

 - Maze traveling, dot-dropping, Chompface-eating action
 - Full voice acting (by me)
 - An original, official sing-along theme song (also sung by me, to a "Frosty the Snowman" karaoke track)
 - Three different endings, each more challenging than the last

NOTE: for best performance, it's suggested you use a web browser other than Firefox.

Enjoy...!

"THANK YOU FOR PLAY!" [sic]