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Welcome Back To 2007

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Would you say that 2007 cannot be returned?
But we will try to retrieve 2007 once again!
..after 10 long years ..2007 are coming back to us in 2018!

Welcome Back To 2007 is a old-school platformer game.
We will return all of these missing things! Be ready for blazer, skeletons, emo hairstyle, tears and other sorrows!
You play as Emo boy, who bridge over the difficulties to achieve his sacred wishes. What are his wishes? No words until the Ending! >)
Evil gammers, chavs, jocks, cops, Ashan security guards, goths, weeaboos and even bums appear on his way.
BUT OUR EMO BOY WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!!!! With help of tears, literally, he smashes his way: plunge your enemies into shock by shooting them with your tears.
Game is really hard, so you need to collect cigarettes to heal and prolong life.
Many characters will help you in your journey, your main companion and mentor is Emogirl with Guitar. She will not let you get bored and always will help you with advice on any trouble!
Very datfeel plot, unexpected turns and twists!


Features:■ Lots of levels
■ Full Steamworks support.
■ Beautiful trading cards.
■ Large amount of Achievements.
■ Achievements made in 2007 style, so you can easily decorate your Emo profile.
■ Beautiful 2007 style wallpapers.
■ 2007 ed. Emojis
■ Original soundtrack written from scratch
■ Adequate support and a pleasant chat with the creators!
■ Unforgettable atmosphere of 2007!
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Developer
Eazy Games
Publisher
Eazy Games
Age rating
Not rated
Website
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/SteamEazyGames

System requirements for PC

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows XP, 7, Vista, 8, 8.1, 10
  • Processor: Intel Celeron 1800 MHz
  • Memory: 256 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 200 MB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows XP, 7, Vista, 8, 8.1, 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i3
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 200 MB available space
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Welcome Back To 2007 reviews and comments

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Read to the end, below You will find a BONUS-dialogue with the game. Let's Immediately define the terminology: My fingers refuse to print the word "game" (you see this word for the first and last time), instead I will say ". exe file of dubious origin"------------------------------------------------------- --Let's start an objective review. exe file of questionable origin. Cons. exe file:-Terrible graphics at the level of Karakul five-year-old child. There is no single style, acid colors that burn cornea eyes, multi-pixel. -Disgusting to Puke menu design. Who is interesting to look at the center of the community. exe file of dubious origin, and you will understand what I'm talking about-Spam accips closes some area of the level, because of this formed blind zone, because of what unpleasant to play-Root masks (chitboxes) at Thorns: You die without even touching them-Sickening music, absolutely not fit into the setting. exe file of dubious origin-Absolutely not the right cigarettes that have added to make them just be. -The author's Secret development is called "pause". The Point is that when you pause, the level is reset and you have to start again. (That is, essentially clicking on it, you click on the restart button) REMIND that in normal games pause is used to stop the game at any desired moment, without losing progress level. -The Second secret development of the author-shooting. Serves to break You key spacebar. Instead of making auto firing while holding down the key, you are forced to break the gap simply because the author has no logic. -Most of the levels can be called routine Tyhommotina, which do not cause the slightest interest. -Not necessary according to the author Dzhetpak (if it is not necessary, why did you add it?), but in fact is the only tool that helps you to pass the levels. -Lack of bonuses or something remotely similar (useless cigarettes are, and jetpack help in the process of passage of course not). Jetpak, of course, does not count. -Questionable hardcore. . exe file is difficult to pass not because it is remarkably thought out from the technical and design point of view, and stupid because of all the above mentioned points. In other words. exe file of dubious origin-non-playable. I could go on and on: About cheating with achits, about technical part and other trifles, but I think that it is enough. Of The pros I can only mention a refund, but the since is not a merit of developers. It is possible to consider that there are no pluses. ---------------------------The PROMISED BONUS: I communicated with people involved in the. exe file and is ready to share this dialogue with You, as a reward for the fact that You are not lazy to scroll down the survey. A Series of screenshots on the online service IMGUR, Google what is it if you are afraid to move. For those who Googled and ready to watch the screenshots of the foliage below. Chat on the forum. exe file:-https://imgur.com/a/Y6Efk5f//Here We see how the developer relates to his customers. -https://imgur.com/a/wK1NpNU (read from bottom to top)//This dialog was made immediately after I decided to communicate with the slave. Who is not aware, Atom is directly the owner of the game. We draw the conclusions of the Lord.
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