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Woody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates

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Meet Woody Two-Legs, the least infamous pirate of Seven Seas. Things have never gone quite right for Woody. That is, until he scored big time and got his hands on huge treasure. Sailing to remote island, Woody was about to bury his treasure, just as any good pirate would do.
Unfortunately, it turned out that the original owner of the treasure, namely Mr. Jones and his retinue of undead pirates, caught up with Woody. Small as he might be, Woody Two-Legs will not going to give up without a fight.
Help Woody Two-Legs to fight wave after wave of undead pirates, defeat deadly bosses, collect bonuses and use devastating special weapons. All legs on deck!
Key Features:
  • Chase the high scores on the online scoreboard and don’t settle for anything less than the Best of the Best
  • Unlock the various difficulty levels ultimately ending up in the extremely insane Nightmare-mode
  • Check in on a regular basis to make sure no one has dethroned your score, or then to simply make it better and harder to beat “Defeat your friends & foes on the online scoreboard”
  • Follow the story of Woody Two-Legs trough the exiting campaign mode or play your favorite level in the Level play mode
  • Fight the evil forces of Mr. Jones on several different levels of intensity
  • Face the zombies, skeletons and ghosts ships and their grim bosses and finally face off with Mr. Jones himself
Woody Two-Legs is a casual score chasing arcade shooter that offers the player various degrees of un-lockable difficulty, building gradually on intensity with wave after wave of attack by the retinue of undead pirates and their unholy allies. Part of the addiction lies in the fact that these enemies become increasingly nasty as the player unlocks the various difficulty modes, ultimately facing up against the man himself in the ultimate boss fight in Nightmare Mode.
Release date
Nitro Games
Nitro Games
Age rating
Not rated

System requirements for PC

  • OS: Windows 7 / Vista / XP
  • Processor: 2.0 GHz Core Duo or equivalent
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Hard Disk Space: 4 GB
  • Video Card: 256 MB of dedicated memory with support for pixel shader 3.0. NVIDIA 7800 or equivalent
  • Sound Card: DirectX9 compatible
  • Controller Support: 3-button mouse, keyboard and speakers
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Woody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates reviews and comments

Translated by
Microsoft from French
Controlling an old ship armed with balls, we must defend our treasure island against an army of phantom ships. Bonus/malus items, boss, will spice up the 5 levels of the game. To classify in small games relaxation, where one can buggers history to pass the time a few minutes. May be interesting to take at a ridiculous price.
Translated by
Microsoft from Russian
Attractive and very unpretentious arcade, which combines at the same time pirates, undead and a little humor. 5 levels, each with 25 waves and his boss, plus after full passage there is the opportunity to unlock a higher difficulty. Gameplay-the protection of his chest with gold from the crowds of attackers zombies, 10-20 minutes and becomes boring (but tolerated). Huge minus-Brutal stupid and inconvenient control, shooting is deduced on directing keys (???). Close the trunk! 5.5 of 10:)
Translated by
Microsoft from Italian
The game itself is not bad, it lacks only a purpose to play it over the 10-20 minutes. Driving A ship we will have to defend the Woody's treasure chest from raids by waves of pirate ships until the arrival of the end-level boss. It goes like this for the next level, where we Will do the same actions in a scenario that changes of some small detail from the previous one. The game has very fast gameplay and power-ups and it's a shame to see it wasted in a game that after a nothing gets boring and repetitive.
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Microsoft from Russian
A Thousand Devils! Woody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates-a casualka about how a pirate wants to protect their treasures from the constantly arriving Vrazhin. And we help him in this. The Essence of the game is simple, given a wave, from all over the map arrive enemy ships, our task is to drown them. And so from wave to wave. Pros: Achievements. Nice picture. Cons: Monotony. Tuto protect the trunk, from wave to wave, the same thing, times after time. Crooked control. No Russian language. Bottom Line: I honestly tried to find more pluses, but the game I say "Rather not, than yes". I do not recommend...
Translated by
Microsoft from Italian
From The video presentation seemed to me a cute and immediate game and also cost little. In fact it is an opprobrium game in which your only task is to protect the Treasure Island from the enemies. The levels are all repetitive and monotonous. The gameplay is bad, the control of the ship is very inaccurate with the keyboard and the joypad does not go better. There is Not even a system of empowerment for your ship, perhaps with new and more powerful cannons or new sails etc. You just have to settle for temporary power ups released sporadically by enemies. The game is not worth that price, I recommend it even if it would be free.
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