Worst Theme Ever

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In the near future all game jam themes have been used. You must come up with new themes by combining two from the past. More importantly, you must fracture the poor game developer's psyche by making the... 

WORST THEME EVER!

Personal Note: I made this game because I did not like the LD49 theme "Unstable". After making this meme of a game, however, I've come around. Maybe it's Stockholm syndrome. Anyway, Ludum Dare is great, everyone should make games. Don't make games out of spite, or do, that's find too...apparently.