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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial review
by ItsAHobby

Took me a while to figure out those poop stains on the ground were actually holes! Good thing E.T. can EXPAND NECK!
Anyways, I don't have to say anything about this game.
Well I still will.
I hate this.
That's all.

Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
It's E.T. you wanna know the story you watch the movie. No I'm not salty.

Gameplay: 1
I'm giving it a one because you can EXPAND NECK, other than that, damn is the gameplay aggravating.

Graphics: 0
Not negative because you can EXPAND NECK AND FLY WITH IT. How is that related with graphics? I dunno figure it out yourself. No I'm not salty.

Sound/Music: -10
Honestly I shouldn't complain, everyone should know better than playing those things with maximum volume.

This leaves the game with an extraterrestriaordinary -9! Better than Galaxy Game! YES I'M SALTY, THIS GAME SUCKS.
«Waste of time»

Other reviews2

A game that tested my faith in humanity.
«Buggy as hell»