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Donkey Kong 3 review
by ItsAHobby

Remember Donkey Kong? Yeah this is him now, and you gotta spray his ass 'cause he smelly AF. Coincidentally this spray also kills hornets, and that's pretty convenient because the hornets are trying to steal your flowers. What? Hornets don't do that? Well those do!
Kong in this game is very expressive, it's pretty cool. The graphics are stylish and the gameplay itself isn't bad. It's not something you'd play for hours though.

Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
Last game you had to stop Donkey Kong 'cause he stole your girl, but now you have to stop him because... He's using a hornet army to steal your flowers!

Gameplay: 15
It's kind of a shooter, but you only shoot upwards and there are only 3 levels.

Graphics: 10
It's ok.

Sounds/Music: 5
It doesn't have that unique Donkey Kong feeling that he'll get later on, it's not bad but it just feels very generic.

This leaves Donkey Kong 3 with a stinging 30 out of 400! Wh-
Hold on, where's Donkey Kong 2?

Other reviews2

Gameplay 6/10. Graphics 8/10. Soundtrack 3/10. Storyline 4/10. OVERALL 5.25/10.0 (A 5.5)