Zombie Derby 2 review

Meh

by Luke Irvin

Product received for free once, twice.... three times no! It is awarded for an illico return to the infamous Cloaca from which this sad sire came from. This game, illegitimate bastard of trials evolution and another whose name escapes me (on mobile where the more you advance, the more the petrol is lacking) is to be permanently banned from your wishlist and to ban for life of your libraries steam. But first, let's put things in perspective if you want. I received the CD-key as a gift from the developer as part of a curation group to which I participate. I think that the evaluation here is quite indicative of my impartiality. But why be so mean? That is a relevant question. Well, for a variety of reasons. We will pass on the fact that my heart is black as soot and I want to become the Mini-me of Dr. evil when I grow up. In this case, it is the current circumstances that cause acid to flow through my pen. Indeed, I just lost thirty minutes of my life. 1800 seconds that have vanished and I could have used to change the world, to beautify your life you who read me. But instead of this bright future, I blindly ruined my precious time in a vain and painful game experience similar to my suffering when I try to release the kraken (followers of the combo log + throne will seize the hint). You will easily understand that the wicgudness comes to me then all the more easily to the lips. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1297524649 come to the characteristics of this deformed and counterfeit baby. First of all, of course, you will not have the right to any story. Not even a script line, it was too expensive or it was too hard to think 30 seconds, I do not know. At the level of gameplay, you have at least one vehicle and at the wheel of the latter, you will have to ride on moult zombies and cross many hills. Even a few obstacles. Your essence is limited, so it takes the "" "to manage" "" "by accelerating in the descents. Where the game is super mega too cool (you detect my irony?) is that to finish the level (reach the finish line), you have to upgrade the vehicle. Not once, but five or six times. And it will only be the sixth improvement that you can finish this damn level. It will be said that it is already something very boring, right? It's far from over. ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ you unlock a new car at each level. And at each level, you will have to upgrade it to the maximum again. If you use the one you had previously, it will not be going to finish the level. there is. I'm already in the process of fulling behind my screen by writing these few lines. To characterize the impact of this game on your small grey cells, nothing like quoting Paul Volfoni: "listen, we do not know you, but let us tell you that you prepare for sleepless nights, migraines... "nervous breakdown" as they say nowadays ". You will have understood, you will have to prepare to make dozens of attempts, from the beginning aborted, in order to simply raise money to continually improve new automobiles. That said, why wonder? Why risk the apoplexy? The developer himself recognizes the emptiness of his game: "we were reluctant to propose a PC version, but as many fans of the mobile version wanted to take advantage of the full version on their computer, we finally decided to do. " I will not say that it would have been better to refrain from it, it would be too easy. To conclude this evaluation and forget this honest game, I will not recommend you not to acquire it. If you're the curious type, at least wait until it's on sale. At the current price, it's stealing. To avoid. Did you like this evaluation? Find others by joining our editorial group: we prefer them cold.