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Goat Simulator review
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by Sr_Sandokan

Bueno, la verdad, esta es la razón por la que no debes comprar juegos cuando estás borracho, osease cocido. Por mucho que te convenzas a ti mismo de que la compra que estás haciendo está justificada, que si el juego bla bli blo bla  y esto y lo otro, y sobre todo por mucho que hayas visto a un youtuber con déficit de atención gritar cual cerdo en celo de la emoción al jugar a este juego, no, no lo compres, es una castaña, no estarás más de una hora, con mucha suerte jugando. Mirate un video de gameplay disfruta del pobre hombre que se emociona haciendo el video (se emocionaria igual bebiendo un vaso de limonada) y quítate el mono. 

PD: que no lo compres, que no es buena idea. Ni lo aceptes como regalo, los juegos que acepta uno dicen mucho de sí mismo y no quieres verte envuelto en algo así.
«I could make it better»

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Microsoft from Deutsch
Goat MMO Simulator – An ingenious MMO Parody The Goat Simulator is Cult. The fact that the Developer is programming an extensive and free DLC is simply commendable! The Game Principle of the Main Game is ideal for an MMO Parody. Spielerly, you shouldn't have great Expectations. The Goat MMO Simulator also remains average here. But This crazy Game isn't about creating a playful Masterpiece, it's about the humor. Curious Scenes, Glitches and crazy Physics are simply part of this Game. The Update takes these Fun elements with you and combines them with Gags about Mŵs. At the Beginning, you select one of six Classes (from the Tank to the Microwave). You can change them at any time. The Game world is rich in detail and offers massive Allusions to Diablo, World of Warcraft and other Role-playing Games. You can Also find Things from Films or Books. Thus, the City "Goatwind" (Stormwind from WOW) is guarded by Isenguards (Lord of the Rings). The Humour unfolds even better in the Quests. For example, the Goat is supposed to plague gold farmers or help the Cousin Of a Questess, because he is deep in the Shit. Of course, the Developers take this Saying seriously and so our Goat has to free the man from the Shit with a Head Kick. Glitching simulated Fellow Players or an amusing chat claiming, for example, that the Microwaves are overpowered round out the Humour. If you like a Kind of Humor, you should take on the Game and support a Developer who will provide his Fans with an ingenious DLC for free. Check out our Review of the Goat MMO Simulator with Game SCENES if you feel like it: http://youtu.be/Yp1tNHnU9ME
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Microsoft from Swedish
You should fix some bows as when I get on the road of the truck it may happen that I end up under the ground
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Microsoft from Dutch
Its a really Nice game bout can you Make multiplayer or a lan world that you can play it on the same WiFi i hope you read This and make multiplayer Bey Bey
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Microsoft from Norsk
Hello I think this game is good and have an iPad it is nature and grass I think you learn a little about the game thanks for you or you made it it is gy and the game it
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Microsoft from French
Very good game (even if I'm 8 years old do not make me lol) the game very funny damage that has 3 map other versions have to pay them (the only one I pay is payd simulator PAYDAY) I think I'm wrong
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Microsoft from French
Original, fun etcc .. good some bug with the movements of the goat of temp to another. And in response to  Rtyjgcn who finds unacceptable to pay to play .. ok but when you work (if you work) you are paid for your performance .. ba the guy who creates the same video games with your money ..
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Microsoft from Deutsch
I think the game is super good air and rushes only very rarely at the beginning of the home screen loading abich had it bought me times when it was offered here for free and have convinced me that the normal 5 really worth it, I'll buy a soon " Extension "of it
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Microsoft from Deutsch
The game is quite good. But since today I do not hear any music in the game anymore, so I still hear the sounds like the pier, but the party music at the high skyscraper or the derpy City music is disabled although I have full power in settings sound, and music too. Why is that? If possible, please fix this problem! Thank you.