Microsoft from Deutsch
Microsoft from Deutsch
Have you always Wanted to beat yourself verbally with strangers? Have you always Wanted to know how many 12 Year olds have driven it with your Mother? Welcome to CS: GO! Here you will learn Russian Within a few Weeks and can make the Top 100 Insults in any Language. Within a few Games you can find more Insults in Russian than in your Native Language. Anyone who thinks they are tearing something in this Game is very wrong. Conflicts are solved by Team kills and if that is not enough, another "Nazi, ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥" comes behind. If one is Lagging behind in the first Quarter of the MM, the first Team mate will leave the Game. Ok, now seriously. With almost 1000h Of Game time, I've already experienced quite a bit in this Game and some Experience of how a Standard Matchmaking works. Teams: When the last funny Being presses "Accept" At the last Second, the Teams are chosen. These usually look like this: 1. You 2nd Russian 1 3rd Russian 2 4th Russian 3 5. Russian Spouse Once then a "Cy * a" Said in voice chat, if it is used at all, you already know "another fu * king russian in our team ..." Since this is a Team-based game, Eastern Europeans naturally recognize that English is a No-Go. So you can then disable the Voice Chat. With a bit of Luck you also have a competent Player in the Team, but otherwise it says: Keep Dictionary ready. Gameplay: Since the Game is very realistic, (I am also in Afghanistan and die due to a Decoy, easy!), of course, the Gameplay must also be built up accordingly. While the RPG is not available as a Weapon, any other Weapon takes over this Job with Flying colours. If you stand behind your Opponent and shoot your whole Magazine because not a single Shot hit and then moved a Millimeter, it greets you with a 180 ° MLG rotation that he still performs in the Jump. What happens? You get into the Fresco that you simply chill in the Corner and if necessary your Keyboard, mouse, Headset or even your Monitor Breaks. Then there is the AWP. If you can handle this Weapon, the deadliest weapon you can hold in your Hand. However, hardly anyone can do it and yet everyone gets this Weapon. Why? To then lose them again because not a single Shot hit. Rank System: Anyone who thinks that thanks to the Rank system, you only play with equal times, you're very wrong here, too. Because many Weeks after a CS: GO sale, it's just teeming with Hackers and I don't even want to talk about Smurfs. Then comes this Prime Matchmaking, a pointless button that fulfills its functions here as well ... Skins: Skins are the Key to Success. If you think you're better with Embellishments, you can walk right through the Door and play Call of Duty. If you don't have Skins you are poor, a Hacker or a Smurf. If you have Skins, you are a 12 Year old Lucky child who has made €500 through 3 Boxes and thus indicates like a Victim. If you have a Knife you are the King Of the pile of Dust. To purchase Skins, there are two Options here again: 1. Buy the few Pixels for incredible Sums via the Market 2. Buy you Key, FOR 2.30€ OR MORE, and open Boxes where in 80% of Cases there is a Profit of-98%. 3. Use your Parents ' Credit card-they will rejoice. Verdict: If you play the Game to have Fun, you can't go wrong with anything here. But Whoever also plays to win in The Competition should look for a full Lobby with Friends before playing before starting the Game. If you don't have a lust and want to play at a higher Level then sign up for ESEA or FaceIt. A good alternative to avoid the Hackers (ACHTING! Also play there Professionals who have it, yes ... Really can ...) Always Remember: CS: GO is like Roulette, funny until it gets Russian.
One of the worst games I’ve ever played in my life. At the beginning it was fun but the further we went, the worse it was. The game has one problem but it completely ruins all experience. Cheaters. Cheaters everywhere. When you know that any time a team can come and kill you all without any effort, it’s annoying. The whole game turns into waiting for this moment, so why should I play it then? The prime version had to be something else with all this phone connection and a helpful system. But, in fact, it’s the same CS with cheaters.
This game is over-addictive. You can hate it, some features can totally piss you off but you return again and again and keep playing it. For me CS is a sort of guilty pleasures when you just can’t delete it but play from time to time only. However, if you like shooters, it’s a must-try.