Beyond a Total Loss

In this darkly humorous action/adventure/survival horror hybrid thingy you play as JOHN HARRY – a balding moustachioed dim-witted drunk, who just drove his most prized possession – a car – into a ravine.STORYA man, who calls himself THE WARDEN, tricks John Harry into signing a contract that obliges him to complete seven ordeals – varying from mixing a cocktail to participating in a deadly game show. But what is the true goal of this mysterious "warden"? And is John Harry really as dense as he looks? How many cocktails can a man really drink in one day?WHAT TO EXPECT

• BLOOD: Know your health by the amount of blood on your face!
  
• ALCOHOL: Mix cocktails and feel their effects!
  
• VIOLENCE: Shoot bullets from guns into horribly deformed creatures!
  
• ABUSE: Experience verbal abuse by people you hardly know!
  
• PUZZLES: Find out if the rusty key fits into the rusty lock!
  
• TALKING: Have a conversation with other weirdos!
  
• CHOICES: Conversation choices that sometimes have consequences and sometimes don’t!
  
• INVENTORY TETRIS: Unleash your inner OCD by managing your inventory!
  
• LOVE: Fall in love, or just watch dirty pictures!
  
• THE END: Experience three totally different endings depending on decisions you made!
  
• MINIMAL HUD: Use your brain to remember how many bullets you have left!
  
• PHILOSOPHY: Find out if worms are moral beings!