Chowderchu

Chowderchu-This is a bad retro-platformer, created by an ambitious, but not skilled developer. In this, with the permission to say, the game, you play as a magician named Chowderchu, sneaking on unknown dimensions to an unknown purpose. The Author of the game declares that the hero-a mighty magician, which is apparently manifested in the fact that he is able to survive in the hallucinogenic delirium of the developer, representing this game. The Game is so bad and toxic that it can damage your health. That the reason-the past shelf life of the substances used by the developer, or the expulsion of imagination and skills of the developer of his exorbitant ego-science is unknown. In the Steam game tagged with "difficult" ("hard"), which is true, because it is really difficult to understand why such a craft is in the Stie. It seems that the goal of the game-to be an example of how not to do the game. 1. What can be said about the chart? You can appreciate It in the screenshots, but believe me, the dynamics is still more terrible. I doubt that you can find a child in kindergarten, which would be worse to draw objects of different geometric shapes and colors, which are here mysterious measurements. I Believe that the developer considered sufficient use of prohibited substances, and not necessary-talent, artistic taste and skills. Graphics are not only terrible, but also just incomprehensible, you can not without explanation to understand what is in these mysterious dimensions. But the developer does not give explanations-it's magic. Developer Skills sufficed to use some ancient editor like PaintBrush, but, again, even small children would do better, because such graphics can damage your eyesight. 2. Sounds and so-called music are represented by PC-Speaker'a Rumble, which should be disabled immediately after the beginning of the game (it is better not to include it at all). However, it is impossible to disable the sound, so the only thing that can sound accompaniment of this product-is to call migraine. Seriously, the sound of the game can not be taken more than a couple of minutes without harm to health. 3. The game is disgusting control. It would Seem, how it is possible to spoil platformer? But the developer coped with this task, creating a control, which corresponds to the level of graphics and sound:-Control keys cannot be reassigned; -Jump is so weak that you need to additionally use the mouse special ability to jump, drawing a line, and the power of the jump can not be controlled; -It is impossible to dodge enemies; -A separate ability for teleportirovaniju, the use of which in the game does not make sense; -The character gets stuck in platforms on which jumps. 4. The Developer clearly pretended to create an elite game (it says pompous style of texts in the game, the stated slogan of the game, etc.), but the truth is that the game is nothing elitist. An Example of "elitist" in the opinion of the developer can be those who will be rusty on rotting food. It is not enough, but it is hardly elite. 5. The Price of the game is not so consistent with its content, which allows you to doubt the adequacy of the developer. Games MUCH better Chowderchu spread in the steam free. 6. Almost forgot: The game has no system of saving. At all. You will need to pass the game in one walkthrough, and the lives of the character-three. As you know, this is a rare perversion for a product of similar quality. I do not advise to buy the game even under the fear of death, because it can only be used as a weapon of torture.