Cyber Cheesy 2000: The videogame

This is my submission I guess. Only one rule: break the rules.

Warning: although this game does not contain any flashing colors or disturbing noises, it could turn you into a sexy 90's party beast. You're warned.

EDIT: Apparently I won the second place of the jam, that's sweet! My username is /u/gobelpepitai, same as my itch.io account :)

Song is "Disco Medusae" by Kevin MacLeod (http://incompetech.com). Under a Creative Commons By Attribution License http:/creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.