DAD FIGHTER 30XX (DEMO)

BEHOLD: DAD FIGHTER, 30XX

THE PINNACLE OF DAD FIGHTING RPG GAMEPLAY.

THE YEAR IS 30XX. HELP YOUR FRIEND ON HER QUEST TO BEAT UP HER SHITTY DAD IN THE PARKING LOT OF A DENNYS. SHOPLIFT. KILL GOD. PEPPER SPRAY A COP. PET A CAT. KILL ME. EQUIP ARMOR AND WEAPONS TO UNLOCK SPECIAL MOVES. ENJOY SCATHING CULTURAL COMMENTARY DELIVERED IN THE VEHICLE OF SILLY JOKES. BREAK INTO AN AMAZON WAREHOUSE. FIGHT. DADS.

This is a demo!!! Maybe one day there will be a full game. Maybe not! I've also never used RPGmaker before so if anything breaks, please let me know! 
Playtime is about a half hour, give or take. Most of the fights are skippable.

Content warning for transphobia, mostly in the form of misgendering, but also everyone who misgenders someone in this game dies like, 3 minutes later, tops. Also there's some flashing lights, and food. 

CONTROLS: Arrow keys to move, shift to run. [Z] is confirm, [X] is cancel.

Thanks for taking the time to check out my game! <3

CREDITS:

-Noe Charon's Cat Ritual Font! https://celechii.itch.io/cat-pentagram-font-icon-pack

-Heather Flowers, saying 'Dad Fighter 3000' https://twitter.com/HTHRFLWRS

-This one song from the first game my mom ever bought me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAQX0b56nd4&list=PL9B9A66E27CB3A278&index=5

-A bunch of unattributed pngs i ripped off of google images

-A bunch of default RPGmaker assets

-I actually made some of the songs for this game ??

-DK Rap (Trans Pride Ver.) made by Miles Kitaro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW-gf4loc7U

this game is probably illegal. it's for art educational purposes. you'll never take me alive