Democracy 4 achievements

Son, if you want to make money these days I have just one word for you: Gravedigging. Yes! Its boom time for everyone involved in the exciting holes-in-the-ground market. Must be all this gunfire in the background.

NEW_ACHIEVEGoing out? Don't forget to take armed guards and travel in an armored personnel carrier because oh boy! Its rough out there. The streets do not run with blood, but its definitely oozing a bit.MENT_DESC_1_6

Its certainly impressive the way we no longer need to waste money on blockbuster disaster movies, instead we can just turn on the TV news and witness an endless stream of apocalyptic disasters and events. Grab some popcorn!

What do we want? CARS! when do we want them? CARS! Maybe we are a little bit too excited about cars, but who isn't! If there is any part of the country not covered in roads, garages or car showrooms, it’s a miracle.

It seems like our citizens do enjoy a bit of the good stuff these days, whether its alcohol, tobacco, mind-altering drugs, or just donuts. Or maybe whiskey donuts with a light dusting of cocaine, battered and fried? Mmmmmm.

Wow. You really do enjoy making election night TV a thrilling spectacle. I don’t think any politics pundits hearts can cope with any more elections this close, go easy on them!

It seems everything these days is carbon-neutral, recycled and made from 100% organic hemp, or somesuch. You have become a true hero of the environmental movement, expect a nice green statue made of recycled plastic.

Absolute power may corrupt absolutely, but its definitely a lot easier than leading a coalition government, and yet here you are with three coalitions in a row. Everyone could learn a lot about teamwork from you!

The rich may not be unusually cuddly, but we still enjoy giving them a darned good squeeze now and then. Every time we squeeze them some money oozes out, so I guess it’s a hobby that doesn't cost a thing. Yay.

Are we 100% sure this text is not written by robots? Who knows! Because in this technotopia for geeks and robots, anything is possible. Prepare your circuits for excitement as we whirr and click into the new age!

Our country has developed a reputation of being a wild west where pretty much anybody can do anything they like. Our relaxed attitude to gambling, drugs, handguns, prostitution and homosexuality is now world famous.

Praise the lord! For our country has truly achieved heights of impressive piety. More importantly we are not teaching this evolution nonsense, and keeping the faith in our schools! Amen.