Do not feed the monkeys 2099 achievements

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Escape Pod
Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.
7.69%
Theory of Everything
You have to know how to eat a little of everything.
7.69%
Hive Mind
You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.
15.38%
Star Person
Celebrities' calls can be soporific.
15.38%
Anti-particle
There are people who only know how to be contrarian.
15.38%
Infinite Improbability
A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.
15.38%
Band-limited Channel
Filk the music, help your folks!
15.38%
Work Principle
No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.
15.38%
Newspad
There's a reason they're called investigative articles.
15.38%
Chrononaut
These relics hold stories from the past.
15.38%
Fabric of Spacetime
As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.
15.38%
Futuristic Manifesto
You didn't have to show the artist.