Do not feed the monkeys 2099 achievements

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Theory of Everything
You have to know how to eat a little of everything.
9.09%
Hive Mind
You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.
9.09%
Escape Pod
Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.
18.18%
Cosmic Inflation
Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.
18.18%
Star Person
Celebrities' calls can be soporific.
18.18%
Band-limited Channel
Filk the music, help your folks!
18.18%
Chrononaut
These relics hold stories from the past.
18.18%
Kessler's Syndrome
It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.
18.18%
Quantum
That's quite a bit of money
18.18%
Work Principle
No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.
18.18%
Fabric of Spacetime
As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.
18.18%
Newspad
There's a reason they're called investigative articles.