Do not feed the monkeys 2099 achievements

This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.

The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.

If you keep working like this, you might collapse.

The gizmograph is man's best friend.

The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.

Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.

Have you tried to reboot the universe?

Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.

Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.

People who don't fit in are expelled.

That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.