Do not feed the monkeys 2099 achievements

No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.

That's quite a bit of money

There's a reason they're called investigative articles.

It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.

Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.

Every outcome requires a catalyst.

Abracadabra, call and speak!

Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.

The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.

The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.

Where two can chat, three can chat.