Do not feed the monkeys 2099 achievements

16.67%
Newspad
There's a reason they're called investigative articles.
16.67%
Infinite Improbability
A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.
16.67%
Fabric of Spacetime
As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.
25.00%
Cosmic Inflation
Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.
25.00%
Neutron
Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.
33.33%
Big Bang
Every outcome requires a catalyst.
33.33%
Chain Reaction
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.
33.33%
Xenolinguistic
Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.
41.67%
Xenomorphic
The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.
41.67%
Magic Number
Abracadabra, call and speak!
50.00%
Polymorphic
The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.
58.33%
Convergence
Where two can chat, three can chat.