Dr. Sourpuss Is Not A Choice-Based Game

I, Dr. Sourpuss, talking housecat and test administrator, regret to inform you that your multiple choice test has been misplaced. While I attempt to locate the missing SCANDRON marking machine, please occupy yourself with the fully immersive "101±98 Experiments with Citrus" science fair activities.

This is a Twine game originally released as part of the Spring Thing interactive fiction contest in 2016. It was nominated for Best Individual NPC in the XYZZY awards that year.

More details about the game can be read on IFDB. You can also play the game online instead of downloading it.

"Playing it is kind of like listening in on a very strange and oddly earnest conversation that you can’t entirely follow, with the constant understanding that there will be a test [at the end[. It’s sort of like a nightmare in that respect." --Astrobolis

"Tonally, this is a political cartoon at large scale — as implied by the cover art — one in which every character is a stand-in for some comically objectionable stance." --Emily Short

"This is one of those games where I am not sure what was going on, but I’m sure I enjoyed it." --Versificator

More details about the game can be read on IFDB.