HISSY FIGHT

-WHAT IS HISSY FIGHT?-

HISSY FIGHT IS A GAME ABOUT KILLING AN ARMY OF TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE SNAKES. YOU PLAY AS THE ANGEL OF SNAKE DEATH, SLOANE NAKE HEYDAR (CODENAME: SNAKE HATER). UTILIZING YOUR RIDICULOUS SPEED,  IT IS UP TO YOU TO BLAST SNAKES TO HELL WITH AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF STEAMING HOT GHOST LEAD, FIRED FROM A LIVING GUN. 

-FEATURES-

• FULL SOUNDTRACK CUSTOMIZATION.
• INCREDIBLY FAST MOVEMENT, INCREDIBLY FAST PACE.
• 5 DIFFERENT ENEMY TYPES FOR YOU TO TURN INTO MINCE MEAT.
• NO AMMUNITION, NO RELOADING.
• A BIZARRE WORLD FILLED WITH PILLARS, FRACTALS AND STORAGE BOXES.
• EINSTEIN'S IN IT. YOU CAN MEET HIM.
• A RIDICULOUS, LOUD PLOT FROM THE MIND OF A COMPLETE IDIOT.
• MUSIC FROM POLYGONDWANALAND BY KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD.

-SHOULD I BUY HISSY FIGHT?-

THE ANSWER IS YES. BUT DON'T JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT! LISTEN TO THESE SATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

• I’ve never loved anything in my life more than I love Hissy Fight - Chey4TheWin
• Hissy fight is the only law - Brain Cells, Let’s Roll Out!
• snake - Brumbo
• Hissy fight is legendary - Mavis
• hell yeah I haven't even properly seen it and I know hissy fi[gh]t owns - Eli Cauley
• This will probably be a worldwide game that will always be forever... - Jammo
• When are you going to make it look good - Dillon

HISSY FIGHT FOREVER