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Oh...Sir! Prototype

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This is the prototype that started it all! This build was oringially created in 42 hours during the amJam game jam event hosted by Artifex Mundi. The competition’s theme was "this parrot is no more" based on the Monty Pythons' Dead Parrot sketch. Oh...Sir! came in second and received an audience award. Subsequently we decided to release this prototype into the world, and much to our surprise players enjoyed it as much as we do! We were thrilled to receive all of their feedback and feature requests and decided to build upon them and create a honest-to-goodness real game called Oh...Sir The Insult Simulator. However we still wanted players to be able to play the original protoype that started it all, so here it is!

If you think your best friend's mother is a hamster and your boss smells of elderberries, invite them to play Oh...Sir!, a jolly video game about dead parrots and insulting the *BLEEP* out of your beloved loved ones. A game where your sister can convince you that your hovercraft is full of eels and your hat is silly! You should always look on the bright side of life - even the harshest insult can be classy when said over a cup of tea. So track down a best friend, and enjoy the greatest local 1v1 multiplayer insult simulator game of the century!
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Vile Monarch
Gambitious Digital Entertainment
Age rating
Not rated

System requirements for Linux

  • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
  • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
  • Storage: 70 MB available space

System requirements for PC

  • OS: Windows XP or Later
  • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 70 MB available space

System requirements for macOS

  • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or Later
  • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
  • Storage: 70 MB available space
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Last Modified: Jul 29, 2022

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Oh...Sir! Prototype reviews and comments

Translated by
Microsoft from Spain
By the time you stay with a friend and you're waiting for the movie to be downloaded. This prototype of the pay game is worth it for the absurdity of its phrases and, although it has some other mistake, little more you can ask a game done in less than two days. Full Analysis: http://elblojdeneojin.blogspot.com.es/2016/12/multianalisis-true-or-false-y-ohsir.html
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Microsoft from Russian
If someone is familiar with the work of Monty Python, it is a simulator of one rather famous scene from this show, where a man sold a dead bird and he came to deal with the seller. The Essence of the game to make an offensive offer in English, and for both Characters (seller and "Monty") Pros-a Reminder that you can revise Monty Python Cons-Game exclusively for............. I dazh do not know who will interno in this play 1 dead parrot of 10
Translated by
Microsoft from Russian
This game is positioned as a gentleman's simulator of insults. Why to let out on steam games with the contests "do for 48 Hours", etc.? Even for free Such entertainments are very short in time. No matter How original The idea of the game, but when it takes 10 minutes... In particular, this example in general "Samigamka", ie conceived to play nappar with another person. And even if at first explain what button is responsible for what, but it is still out of existence unintelligent.
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Microsoft from Russian
Oh... Sir! -The game, released on December 21, 2015, developed by the studio Vile Monarch, is a simulator of "cultural" dispute between two pixel gentlemen. The Player opens a truly incredible opportunity... CHOOSE PHRASES, making them the most insulting and absurd statement, which definitely should affect the feelings of the opponent. This is so interesting, given that the phrases in the game is only about 20 and of them you can make FUN and FUNNY combinations... Right? No. _. The Developers decided that the players will like to play for the Savage, trying as well as possible to pour other garbage from the verbal passages, and when bored, players can always call a friend and compete with him, who make up the phrase of the SAME, BLIAN, EXCERPTS are fun. But No. It May be interesting to someone, but for me it is a dubious pleasure. Amazed. How did this suck at all Steam Greenlight? As for me, so Oh... Sir! is one of the worst indie developments in 2015. Neither the solid gameplay, nor the plot, sit just like an idiot and "your hat is Fat" ahachach)))) (00)) "Your math teacher is your father" cap)) 0) 0 Karosa, this is full of nonsense, estimating this game, I would bet 3 out of 10 and then, only for a tolerable pixel design, no price tag On this "game" and a decent musical accompaniment. I Have everything. This was written by Liss.
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