Planet of The Sexy Hikers

CLIMB AROUND, LOOK HOT, FALL DOWN, SUFFER IMMENSELY, REPEAT.

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU!

DO YOU REMEMBER THIS?

WELL IF YOU WANTED MORE OF THAT YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

BECAUSE LOOK.

 NOBODY ELSE WAS GONNA MAKE THIS, BUT I MY FRIEND, AM HERE FOR YOU. 

REST IN THE FAMILIAR BOSOM OF THE DUMPSTER FIRE VIDEO GAME.

AND BEHOLD. RIGHT BELOW. A FREE DEMO. FOR YOU. TAKE IT MY CHILD.