RETRONNER

You're Hanz, a colourful little fellow in a colourful world, but it's just a shame every day happens to be St Patrick's Day. Run, look for the nearest toilet (infinity metres that way ->), make death defying jumps and double-jumps across blind gaps, and try not to pay too much attention to the slight flood of fine Irish alcohol flowing through your world, instantly incapacitating anything it touches the only way the sweet embrace of liquid happiness can.

Creator's note: This is a silly little game made long after FlappyJam finished :) I'm really just testing the water here - I intend to get a few more interesting games up in time. Let me know what you think on Twitter @llnesisll.