STRAFE achievements

1.24%
STRADDICTED®
Die 1000 times
1.24%
COMPLETIONIST
Get all trophies
2.48%
SPEED RUNNER
Beat game in under 40 minutes
2.48%
ART CRITIC
Destroy 100 Paintings
2.48%
UNTOUCHABLE
Beat the game without obtaining any additional shields or health
3.11%
ENGINEER
Fix the Athena teleporter
3.11%
PUNCH DRUNK
Beat the game without a primary weapon
3.11%
BIG TROUBLE, LITTLE HANDS
Beat the boss using Lil Joby
3.11%
SHHHHHH
Find 666 secrets
3.73%
COWABUNGA
Get a kill while riding a harvester
4.35%
KILLED THE PAST
4.35%
DIRTY HANDS
Interact with everything in the bathroom