Stuck in a Field Simulator

You wake up.  You're in a field.  You have no idea how you got there.  What do you do??

FEATURES:

• A 100+ hour experience featuring an open world approximately the size of Texas, thousands of quests, and infinite replayablity.
• Cutting edge graphics with the latest technology in volumetric trapezoids, full-scale bitbumping, scalable voxability, roy tracing (which is way better than ray tracing, trust me), and super quadraluple sampling.
• What's that?  It doesn't have any of those things?  It's all text and it lasts maybe five minutes, if that?  Well sure, that's one way of looking at it.