The Shlow

You're an aspiring blaseball player, hoping to show off your talent enough to make it to the hallowed Internet League. It will take more than a few drills to prove your worth.

Grab your blaseball, your bat, and your mitt, because it's time to push your skills to the limit. Will you impress the SCOUTS enough to be called up to the Internet League? Will you return home in shame? Will you even survive these strange tests of soul and skill?

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