Twinefoolery

In the far away Land of IF, there is a curious place called Genre. The town is laid out in a hook shape, at the base of Macro Mountain. Railroad tracks run through the middle of the town. On one side of the tracks live the Twiners; on the other, the Parsers. The Twiners barely tolerate the Parsers, and vice versa.

A satirical tribute to Twine authors and IF purists everywhere.

Special note:  It is possible to win this game.