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Get Off My Lawn!
Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids!
33.33%
Hot pocket!
You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator.
33.33%
But I don’t even believe in Jeebus!
Just repent on your death bed!
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The Blood of Christ
Tastes delicious!
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Margaritaville!
Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!?
33.33%
Better Red Than Dead!
Having a soul is overrated.
33.33%
Everybody Hurts
Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
33.33%
Psychiatrist's Wet Dream
Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO!
33.33%
Early Warning Signs
Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin.
33.33%
Being an Adult is Sad Enough
Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed.
33.33%
In The Ghetto!
It’s the hard knock life!
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Tears From Heaven
You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes