Rate top games33.33%
Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed
Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?!
33.33%
Pet Cemetery
Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH!
33.33%
Happy Family!
Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life!
33.33%
Warm Popsicle
Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle?
33.33%
Future Serial Killer!
You’ve always looked good in red!
66.67%
Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?
Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.
66.67%
Curiosity Killed The Cat
Live 9 lives in Womb Room
66.67%
POG Champ!
You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything!
66.67%
Poor Investment
Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions.
100.00%
0% Chance
Experience death before being born.
100.00%
One life is enough.
Live out a single life, then quit the game.