Womb Room achievements

33.33%
Massacre
Die 50 times in Womb Room
33.33%
Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People
You can take my guns from my cold dead hands!
33.33%
Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams
9/11 was an inside job.
33.33%
Participant Trophy
Everyone is sooo special!
33.33%
Masochist
Die 1,000 times in Womb Room
33.33%
In The Not Too Distant Future
At least you still have all those red sweaters!
33.33%
Angry Video Game Nerd
You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to.
33.33%
One Life To Live
Experience your first death outside the Womb Room
33.33%
Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet
Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper!
33.33%
Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters
Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper!
33.33%
Which Radical Movement is Right for You?
Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground!
33.33%
Pills! Pills! Pills!
Pills! Pills! Pills!