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I am Bread review
Meh
by Graham Kaletsky

I love this sort of dumb shit, but this dumb shit in particular isn't really worth your time.

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Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GrCRvNvBxY I am Bread is the latest Work by the Surgeon Sim Makers and has definitely not fallen far from the Trunk ... Or, in the Case, off the Table. Just from the Steam Early Access program it was now necessary to reviewatch this Game, which was previously large and long-winded by YouTubers. The Conclusion: It's not suitable For more than one Spectator Game either. Yes, a Conclusion At the Beginning of a Review, but what is the case, everyone knows the Game. The Main Mode, become Toast, Is of course the most important thing about the Game. We play a Piece of Bread, which wants to become Toast in a variety of ways. In doing so, we best control the Toast with a Controller, with the Shoulder buttons being the Corners of the Toast where we want to move it with the left stick. If something Needs to be grasped and moved, the Action Buttons will be Used. The Camera, is then moved with the right Stick. This Control remains the same Even in the Other Modes. Destruction, Bagel Run, Cheese Hunt and Zero G Toast All demand skill in their own Way. Only in Become Toast Mode is there a Story about a poor Man who gradually loses his Mind because he believes his Bread is obsessed with Becoming Toast. Funnily Enough, he still puts Jam everywhere to give us Bonus Points. The Game can be described as an Endurance Test, actually ... Why not, let's all go to the Steam Side and enter the Day endurancetest. Because it's not more, the alternative Game modes are quite Fun at The first time playing through, but once you got a Rating that was better than C, then the Motivation stopped for a better Result for me. If you want to prove your Dexterity here, I say, respect Friends, the Game does partly what it wants. Be it that the Baked Goods do not move in the desired Direction, or even the Camera moves at once at such an unfavorable Angle that you then throw your Bread on the Floor. But that's what makes the Charm, the Uncontrollability of the Game is frustrating, but very entertaining for Spectators. So If you're a Streamer, YouTuber or even the Hampelman at the Birthday Party with Friends, you could well do yourself a Favour and play this Game in front of an Audience. In addition, there is now also a magic Jam in the final Version, which gives an infinite Hold and determines the Edibility at 100%. The only thing that stops you from Toast is the Control. Otherwise I am Bread does not Offer any reason to recommend the Game to others. There is still something buggy with the Menu guide With the Controller, but that should be easy to fix. A positive Message at the End, the Use of the Early Access Program was very good! You got a lot of Updates, new Info, which is different now and could also test new Game Modes every few Weeks. It's Nice that there are still Examples of how the Early Access Program is being Used.
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Was this supposed to be ridiculously hard? I really enjoyed goat simulator and thought I'd also enjoy being bread but it turns out the lack of legs really did me in.