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Genital Jousting review
by Nathaniel Blackburn

«Sit back and relax»

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Translated by
Microsoft from Deutsch
Product received for free Kaum a Game is better suited Than this one to be played by a Bunch of drunk friends with Steam Link on the Living Room TV. It was gifted to me and while I didn't think it was really Fun before that, this Game is great in the right Group and the seven Euros is well worth it.
Translated by
Microsoft from French
Product received for free early access review courtesy of a friend, my healthy mind was defiled from the first game. A really fun online game where you can play with your friends and a "multi family" mode to play with your father and mother. The sound effects are well done and it's fun, looks to unlock by your semen harvested by searching your cock in ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ xD I do not even know what I write... Your cock grows as the sleeves grow as soon as you penetrate the opponents ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥. A good game for crazy nights!
Translated by
Microsoft from French
So, Yes, I know very well what you are going to say: "HE, it is a game where we control the ZIZIS who are PENETRATING LOLILOL!!!" And already, I can tell you that it is not worth shouting, I have perfectly heard you. So let me tell you my opinion on this game (or in any case, its mode "history", since I have not tested the multiplayer). So the scenario revolves around John, who is a living person like everyone in a House. Well, his life is not pink: he has a job of ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ he is alone in life and in addition, when his high school reminds him for a party, he is made clear that he is only a loser. And his goal in life is to find great love. With more or less success. That's. It's not exactly the kind of story that always makes you laugh, right? Well, if you add the fact that John is a penis... well, it's always a little sad, actually. Be very clear, the controls of John and the ways to succeed some challenges made me laugh well. Yes, the universe is absurd. Yes, we should have subtitles in French. And Yes, it's really nice to play. But his script is still far less absurd than it seems. I'm developing. If we remove the fact that John is a penis, the fact that he has a job of ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ a zero life, that he is openly lacking respect and that he does not like anyone... well, this is a situation that can fall on you. If I explained by developing a lot, it would be a 3-page review, but you surely understand what I am getting at. So this is the most surprising thing in this solo mode of "Genital jousting": the fact that all this nonsense... hides a story that's not that absurd, basically. Just for that, I recommend it! And if you understand English, it's even better.
I guess, so many YouTubers made videos about this game only because of its theme. But when you start playing it, the game turns to be boring and repetitive. The story is shallow, the gameplay is too simple, and even online multiplayer isn’t much better. Can’t recommend it.  
Well, this game surprisingly has a story mode and I think it’s really great. I’m serious now, I like it! The narrator’s work is awesome, I enjoyed it even more than the gameplay, actually.