Blue-Collar Astronaut achievements

What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?

Next stop, riches!

Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

The future is bright…er!

You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Who put these cones here?

You've trucked all there is to truck.

Doctorate prestige will vary.

The pizza is safe… for now.

Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.