Blue-Collar Astronaut achievements

Teacher's pet.

Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

The classiest of the top of the class.

This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.

Let sleeping truckers lie.

Stared into the void. Laughed.

The hardcore do understand.

It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.