Blue-Collar Astronaut achievements

A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Finished school in under 10 minutes!

...and thanks for checking out the credits!

Aint nobody done normals like me.

Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.

Time is relatively precious.

Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.

The resale value has held up amazingly!

Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Pizza on time. Every. Time.

WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.