Democracy 3 Africa achievements

There really is no room for friends at the top of government, and your constant dismissal of ministers shows you take that attitude to heart.

You have shown exceptional skill in managing the economic affairs of the nation. The people owe their wealth and prosperity to your remarkable economic genius!

Congratulations! You have managed to steer the ship of state for six years without once having to resort to firing a minister or enduring the embarrassment of a resignation.

Oh how we look upon those countries with debt problems and laugh, now we have you as our astute and dare I say 'prudent' leader. The bank balance looks just great!

Religion has been all but wiped from our country, leaving a society that believes in science, technology and evidence, rather than faith in religious text.

You have managed to preside over an unpallalled period of high educational achievement and turned this nation into the worlds intelligentsia. Congratulations!

We may be members of a small club, but it's an important one. We are proudly one of the few nations that are taking our climate change obligations seriously.

Nobody cheers as loud for you as those people you have raised out of poverty, in your triumphant mission to rid the curse of poverty from our country. Well done.

You truly have made this country a green and pleasant land, free from the horrors of pollution, waste and damage to the climate. We and the planet thank you!

They say that nothing really matters as long as you ,or in this case, your entire country, has their health. And our medical report has never been so positive!

Sometimes its not how much the economy is growing, but how steadily it ticks alonmg that makes all the difference. Congratulations on overseeing such stability.

Have you seen long queues of jobless citizens queuing for work? Neither have I, nor will I, in this land of full employment! And we owe it all to you and your work!