Democracy 3 Africa achievements

Amazing victory! This is nothing short of an electoral landslide, which shows that you have fundamentally won the political argument in the minds of the electorate!

Congratulations! You have all-but-banished the thought of any other political parties from the minds of the electorate, reducing other politicians to mere has-beens.

You have managed not only to win the election, but take a majority of the entire electorate with you, leaving no doubt that you are this country's legitimate leader.

Success! You have been democratically elected for another term. Somehow you have managed to win over the electorate to your political views. Congratulations!

It is a sort of modern miracle that we have managed to create a society so poorly educated and yet somehow it still functions.

We may not all look alike or sound alike, but under your leadership, we all now feel equal with our fellow man/woman/other, and isn't that the most important thing?

Like nowhere else, the citizens of this country can now walk the streets safely, and sleep sound in their beds knowing that crime is practically consigned to the history books. Excellent!

There are people who claim to be patriots, then there are patriots, and then there are true patriots like yourself. All stand to salute our glorious flag!

Everywhere our people go, we have them under observation. We see and hear everything. Remember citizen, you have nothing to fear!

Few leaders grasp the complexities of global events the way you do. You seem able to look at any country or situation, no matter where, and deduce the solutions to their problems.

Who says equality is a bad thing? You have driven a wedge the size of a football stadium between the haves and the have nots. Congratulations.

We can now truly hold up this country as the prime example of a free-market system, where everything and everyone is for sale at the right price. Bravo!