Democracy 3 Africa achievements

Few leaders have that special ability to be all things to all people, but somehow you have pulled off the trick of being popular with almost everyone. Nice work!

A narrow victory. By just squeaking past the point needed for re-election you have managed to retain power, but are widely seen as a divisive leader.

Forget the illuminati, say hello to the inebriati! The whole country enjoys a drink now and then, or in fact...all the time!

Other countries may look at narcotics as a threat, but congratulations you have seen them for what they are...a very lucrative source of government income.

A wise man once said that society can never have enough people in uniform carrying guns. And it looks like you took those words very seriously indeed.

It takes a special kind of dull leadership technique to energize as few of the electorate as you do. Congratulations on driving apathy to record levels!