Democracy 3 achievements

It takes a special kind of dull leadership technique to energize as few of the electorate as you do. Congratulations on driving apathy to record levels!

A wise man once said that society can never have enough people in uniform carrying guns. And it looks like you took those words very seriously indeed.

Other countries may look at narcotics as a threat, but congratulations you have seen them for what they are...a very lucrative source of government income.

Few leaders have that special ability to be all things to all people, but somehow you have pulled off the trick of being popular with almost everyone. Nice work!

Few leaders grasp the complexities of global events the way you do. You seem able to look at any country or situation, no matter where, and deduce the solutions to their problems.

We can now truly hold up this country as the prime example of a free-market system, where everything and everyone is for sale at the right price. Bravo!

Forget the illuminati, say hello to the inebriati! The whole country enjoys a drink now and then, or in fact...all the time!

They say its important to stick to what you do best, and looking at our economy, we grow food and export it better than anything else. Bananas for Lunch!

You have done fantastic work in the service of God, and restored our country's rightful status as one Kingdom under God, with a pious and devoted population.

Everywhere our people go, we have them under observation. We see and hear everything. Remember citizen, you have nothing to fear…

It is a sort of modern miracle that we have managed to create a society so poorly educated and yet somehow it still functions.

It seems nobody has been a stronger champion of the power of the state than you. Our citizens are now under firmer control than ever before. Good work.