Democracy 3 achievements

They say some politicians are political survivors, but you really define the word with the way you keep dodging those terrorist plots. Here, have a shiny medal!

You have now been returned to power by the people so many times, we are starting to wonder if it's worth putting anyone else's name on the ballot papers! Nice work!

You certainly have the stamina for politics, you have been working away in your office for so long now that it's almost time to start the next days work!

Congratulations! You have managed to steer the ship of state for six years without once having to resort to firing a minister or enduring the embarrassment of a resignation.

Religion has been all but wiped from our country, leaving a society that believes in science, technology and evidence, rather than faith in religious text.

Using a combination of prudence and economic ability, you have managed to keep the country's finances in the black for five whole years. Congratulations!

Nobody cheers as loud for you as those people you have raised out of poverty, in your triumphant mission to rid the curse of poverty from our country. Well done.

You have managed to preside over an unpallalled period of high educational achievement and turned this nation into the worlds intelligentsia. Congratulations!

Oh how we look upon those countries with debt problems and laugh, now we have you as our astute and dare I say 'prudent' leader. The bank balance looks just great!

Amazing victory! This is nothing short of an electoral landslide, which shows that you have fundamentally won the political argument in the minds of the electorate!

We may be members of a small club, but it's an important one. We are proudly one of the few nations that are taking our climate change obligations seriously.

They say that nothing really matters as long as you ,or in this case, your entire country, has their health. And our medical report has never been so positive!