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Grass Simulator

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Strap it on and lock 'n' load in Grass Simulator, where you will Shoot, Loot and MOO! your way through multiple game modes revolved around...GRASS!. Grass Simulator will revolutionize the way you look at grass; Instead of it being that green stuff that you occasionally see in your garden that you never mow (Yes - We know you neglect it).

You play as Garry Rambler, a rogue mercenary that escaped from hell who has sworn to take revenge upon the illusive cows that lurk among the shadows whom murdered his family, stuck in a purgatory filled with nothing but cows, grass and more cows. Only equipped with his moustache, cliché 80's mullet and magnum revolver; the exact revolver he used to kill the legendary cow god that ordered his family to be executed, he must fend for himself in a cruel, unforgiving dimension.Key Features
Classic Mode - Explore your environment equipped with your magnum, walk among the dense grass and trees and shoot cows that never seem to die.

Dubstep Cow Mode - If being a cow isn't cool enough, how about DUBSTEP COWS?!

Shooting Range - Test your aim at the shooting range, just try not to blow your foot off

Snowfall – Walk around the snowy mountains, with cows that are pretty cold

Multiplayer – Experience Multiplayer with 4-16 players, host and create your own servers

Bad Disco – What could go wrong when you add cows to an outside Disco?

Hell Fire – The grass has turned red and the map is on fire?!

System requirements for Linux

  • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or higher
  • Processor: 2.2Ghz Dual Core
  • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0 compatible, 512 MB VRAM
  • Storage: 800 MB available space

System requirements for PC

  • OS: Windows XP
  • Processor: 2.4 GHz Quad Core 2.0 (or higher)
  • Memory: 500 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
  • Storage: 900 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Yes
  • OS: Windows 7
  • Processor: 3.4 GHZ Quad Core 2.0 (or higher)
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 900 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Yes

System requirements for macOS

  • OS: 10.8.5 (Mountain Lion)
  • Processor: 2.2Ghz Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0 compatible, 512 MB VRAM
  • Storage: 900 MB available space
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Grass Simulator reviews and comments

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Microsoft from Deutsch
Buyed it, played it some Time, refund it. A funny Idea for a Game, but not enough to get €6,69 (-33% Offer) for it. A Celphone Game for a Buck offer more Content then this world on Drugs. Grasland has not enough Ammo to have real fun, the mace don't work or need to much Hits, the Snowland I was not able to move and the Range has one use Targets and to low Ammo. Gras, Disco and Dubstep Level are just watchable and funny for 5 Minutes. I will follow the Thing, when it offer much much more Content, so you realy can call it a Game and it's cheaper, I maybe buy it again.
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3/10 Grass Simulator-looks like Serious Sam 2, just more of it. The Game does not take itself seriously anyway, but still searched for some Sense, even found, not Once as Walking Sim. Cow shot, exploded. Two Cows shot, both exploding. Not at the same time, one after the other. Wool to run until I come across something, or Someone, but an invisible Wall stopped me. Went The Wall long, completely expired, nix. Started To shoot cows, All. But they came again, All. Other Levels selected, but it didn't get any better. My Grass smoked. Briefly maintained, played again. After a short Time I wanted to shoot Cows again, but then tried to kill them. Didn't Go. Stre4giggle, Neither do trees. Again my Grass smoked. Tütte out, Game too. Will no longer be pulled.
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Early Access Review May be That the Game is still Early Access, but it's just the biggest Crap. There are currently 4 "Game Modes": Classic: You can move "freely," but there are invisible Walls that don't go any further. Mostly (?) mant dies for no Reason and it restarts. You have Weapons to Choose from, but they don't do anything except spamen Gunhole Textures. From time to time there is a Cow, but it also does not move. Grass: Well, you watch the Grass grow, there are quick day and night changes. You can't strom out of sight. Great. _. Dubstep: Sounds doof, so is it. The Cows, the Grass, the Trees and the Sky bounce and spin senselessly. The Area is very limited on which to move. Range: You spawn In a 4sq m space, have 5 Weapons to Choose from and can shoot something at the Target Woods. In addition to the View, there is a small Area of Grass. The same applies here to the classic mode: You don't do any Damage, you don't get Points for Hits. Just pointless. Expectations of a "Grass Simulator" were not already high, but these were far, far exceeded. I have 13 Minutes of play, because the Game takes quite a long time to Load and you have to finish the Game at the Moment before you change the Game mode. Since nothing else moves. Absolutely no Buy Recommendation.
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