Wanking Simulator

You play as Winston Gay, a man whose house was taken away by the corrupt government after being called out for wanking too loud by his neighbours. Now, Winston is on a mission to make everyone in the town pay a price for taking away his home.
Wanking Simulator is a mix of destruction & wanking - you are thrown into a town called Gay Bay consisting of a church (God bless), a number of houses and a few other places, such as high school, a garage etc.
The main goal is to destroy as many things as possible before getting caught by the police and collect points by wanking to the chaos we caused.
You are free to go wherever you want, and destroy anything you want.
Our protagonist is given unlockable superpowers, such as making gravity weaker, spawning a rifle in your panties, teleport etc.
A more serious list of features:
Explore a nice neighbourhood full of things ready to be sent flying into space
Destroy things, throw people around, blow up cars (fun), or be a civilised man whose goal is to quietly wank (boring)
Unlockable abilities, such as teleport, or gravity switch
Sandbox Mode - customize everything as you wish, gravity, the power of your mighty kick, amount of NPCs etc.
Achievements & Global Leaderboard - upload your highscore and compete with other wankers
5 days cycle - each day there are different events happening in Gay Bay
Try to cause as much property damage as you can before getting caught by the police