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Cyberpunk 2077 review
by Admiral_Ant

The game is effin' riddled with bugs to the brink of being, well, not unplayable, but definitely un-enjoyable.
Forced underwear due to a bug? Check. NPC's constantly trying to walk through clutter? Check. Corpses that don't let you loot them and KEEP TALKING AFTER YOU BLEW THEIR HEAD CLEAN OFF. Check.
You name it, basically. You can make a frickin bingo outta this one.

And don't even get me started on physics and gameplay mechanics. Why are corpses falling in the most unimaginable ways like it's 2008 all over again and we've just developed ragdoll? No one knows. You'd think after 8 YEARS of development CDPR would've fixed this. You'd think they would've inplemented walking mode, third-person view, etc.

Instead of all of that you get penis customization. You get a penis. Oh, wait, right, you don't because of bugs with the underwear.

This game is the definition of disappointment.
«Buggy as hell»
«Disappointment of the year»
«Reviewers bribed»

Other reviews58

the main and side quests are definitely worth playing. there is some smaller copy+paste content that isn't worth it
It is very good as you can enjoy the game in the future where you can live your fantasy :) teehee
«Sit back and relax»
Good story writing
Having played release and now on 1.6 the difference is night and day. This Game really shines now the bugs have been ironed out and the story is a genuine joy to play. If you never played it at release I urge anyone who was interested to give it a go now as this is now the experience we all wished we had at release.
«Blew my mind»
«Can’t stop playing»
I have no idea why everyone rated this game "exceptional" but sure isn't. The story might be "good" but the gameplay is bad, repetitive and boring asf. I wouldn't recommend this game to anyone but of course, this is just my opinion.
«Buggy as hell»
ost and presentation elevate this to way higher than it deserves
«OST on repeat»
Good one.
«That ending!»
I started playing a long time after release and I didn't experience many issues. I saw a car flip into the air for no reason, that was fun. I had to clear out all enemies from an area and one of them was in the group, that was not so fun. Ultimately, I enjoyed running around Night City and meeting some interesting characters. I didn't much like the FPS style combat and didn't feel like my character upgrades were doing much of anything.

Date Completed: 2022-08-21
Playtime: 30h
Enjoyment: 7/10
Recommendation: It's no Witcher but, at this point, I think it's worth a run through.