Light theme

Cyberpunk 2077 review
by Admiral_Ant

The game is effin' riddled with bugs to the brink of being, well, not unplayable, but definitely un-enjoyable.
Forced underwear due to a bug? Check. NPC's constantly trying to walk through clutter? Check. Corpses that don't let you loot them and KEEP TALKING AFTER YOU BLEW THEIR HEAD CLEAN OFF. Check.
You name it, basically. You can make a frickin bingo outta this one.

And don't even get me started on physics and gameplay mechanics. Why are corpses falling in the most unimaginable ways like it's 2008 all over again and we've just developed ragdoll? No one knows. You'd think after 8 YEARS of development CDPR would've fixed this. You'd think they would've inplemented walking mode, third-person view, etc.

Instead of all of that you get penis customization. You get a penis. Oh, wait, right, you don't because of bugs with the underwear.

This game is the definition of disappointment.
«Buggy as hell»
«Disappointment of the year»
«Reviewers bribed»

Other reviews53

Having played release and now on 1.6 the difference is night and day. This Game really shines now the bugs have been ironed out and the story is a genuine joy to play. If you never played it at release I urge anyone who was interested to give it a go now as this is now the experience we all wished we had at release.
«Blew my mind»
«Can’t stop playing»
I have no idea why everyone rated this game "exceptional" but sure isn't. The story might be "good" but the gameplay is bad, repetitive and boring asf. I wouldn't recommend this game to anyone but of course, this is just my opinion.
«Buggy as hell»
ost and presentation elevate this to way higher than it deserves
«OST on repeat»
Good one.
«That ending!»
I started playing a long time after release and I didn't experience many issues. I saw a car flip into the air for no reason, that was fun. I had to clear out all enemies from an area and one of them was in the group, that was not so fun. Ultimately, I enjoyed running around Night City and meeting some interesting characters. I didn't much like the FPS style combat and didn't feel like my character upgrades were doing much of anything.

Date Completed: 2022-08-21
Playtime: 30h
Enjoyment: 7/10
Recommendation: It's no Witcher but, at this point, I think it's worth a run through.
I was really not expecting to like this game as much as I did. From the first major mission setting up the main storyline I was on board and everything after was just a great ride. There were a lot of great side missions with a good handful of some fun detective work in a few. There are great companion characters that you will grow to love. Judy is one of my favorite game characters now with her awesome story arc and great VO performance. Speaking of VO, female V was incredible. That actor gave an incredible performance and nailed all the emotion she needed to convey in her scenes. Gameplay is fun but nothing special. It's very fun to just dice people up with mantis blades. I know this game had a hell of a rocky start but after the patch I encountered almost no bugs or crashes and just enjoyed the story and the world as I think they intended. I really hope others had as good of a time as I did with it.
«Blew my mind»
«Liked before it became a hit»
Ugly! Useful! Stupid!
It just didn't come together right. It's not that the game is low quality, but there is no real spirit that would make this game exceptional.
«Buggy as hell»