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12/10 - A MASTERPIECE!!! - One of the best RPG's ever made!! And the best Tactical RPG ever made. Everything in this game is perfect, the story, the soundtrack, the art style, the gameplay, soundtrack, etc...
«Blew my mind»
«Just one more turn»
8.5/10 - One of the best Castlevanias ever made!
«Can’t stop playing»
«Constantly dying and enjoy it»
8/10 - Great plataformer game!
«Can’t stop playing»
«Beaten more than once»
8/10 - A very good roguelite rhythm game, it not my tipe of game but its very well made.
«OST on repeat»
Yeah, well it's about what'd you expect.
Pong in real life is fun, Pong (1972), however, is fun enough. You hit a square with a rectangle and the square goes to the other side, that's pong. That's how it should be. Pong. That's what computers were meant for. Pong. No misleading advertising, the game is exactly what it seems. Pong. No micro-transactions or fear of missing out, it's all there from day one. Pong. Perfection. Pong. All it requires is your soul. Pong. Let me out. Pong.
You'll play this for at least one second, and that's statistically much more than most games you'll never play. That is if you do play it, 'cause if not then it'll be just like every other game.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
Very interesting story about a aspiring pong professional (pongessional) challenging a great pong master to a duel, the plot twist (spoiler alert) is that the master actually pulls out a square ball, and they forget to set the rules.
So the square just bounces side to side in a never ending match. Truly pongetic.
Gameplay: 10
It's pong.
Graphics: 0
C'mon, it's a goddamned square! How does it bounce?
Sound/Music: 5
Tuc, tuc, plim. Tuc, tuc, plim.
This leaves the game with a motherpongin' 15 out of 400! Ponggers.
Pong in real life is fun, Pong (1972), however, is fun enough. You hit a square with a rectangle and the square goes to the other side, that's pong. That's how it should be. Pong. That's what computers were meant for. Pong. No misleading advertising, the game is exactly what it seems. Pong. No micro-transactions or fear of missing out, it's all there from day one. Pong. Perfection. Pong. All it requires is your soul. Pong. Let me out. Pong.
You'll play this for at least one second, and that's statistically much more than most games you'll never play. That is if you do play it, 'cause if not then it'll be just like every other game.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
Very interesting story about a aspiring pong professional (pongessional) challenging a great pong master to a duel, the plot twist (spoiler alert) is that the master actually pulls out a square ball, and they forget to set the rules.
So the square just bounces side to side in a never ending match. Truly pongetic.
Gameplay: 10
It's pong.
Graphics: 0
C'mon, it's a goddamned square! How does it bounce?
Sound/Music: 5
Tuc, tuc, plim. Tuc, tuc, plim.
This leaves the game with a motherpongin' 15 out of 400! Ponggers.
TERRIBLE.
The screen constantly flickers, so playing it for more than 30 seconds, which I didn't do, would destroy your retina and burn half your brain off. Thankfully, the gameplay was so boring I quit at 29 secs instead.
Somehow the controls are even worse than in Computer Space from the same year, and if you need to do a 180 degree turn, you better check something on your phone or make dinner, 'cause it's going to take an eternity. Did I mention the bullets are extremely small? I didn't, right? So I did now. The bullets are extremely small and slow.
Even with someone else to play together, you're better off playing hangman with you as the hangman, I guarantee it'll be at least twice as fun as this.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
Not even a glimpse of story is shown, why are the two rockets fighting? Why is there a energy ball in the middle of the map that destroys my rocket? Why is everything flickering so much? Why did Jessica leave me? Well, you couldn't expect much story, but even Computer Space gave a better setting.
Gameplay: -10
How do you even manage to get a negative score? Well check it out for yourself.
Just kidding, don't do it. Seriously.
Graphics: -10
IT HURTS, IT HUUUURTS!
Sound/Music: 1
There isn't any at least from the one I played, so it's MILES better than Computer Space. And by miles I mean by one point.
That leaves the game with a flickering -19 points out of 100. Don't bother.
The screen constantly flickers, so playing it for more than 30 seconds, which I didn't do, would destroy your retina and burn half your brain off. Thankfully, the gameplay was so boring I quit at 29 secs instead.
Somehow the controls are even worse than in Computer Space from the same year, and if you need to do a 180 degree turn, you better check something on your phone or make dinner, 'cause it's going to take an eternity. Did I mention the bullets are extremely small? I didn't, right? So I did now. The bullets are extremely small and slow.
Even with someone else to play together, you're better off playing hangman with you as the hangman, I guarantee it'll be at least twice as fun as this.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
Not even a glimpse of story is shown, why are the two rockets fighting? Why is there a energy ball in the middle of the map that destroys my rocket? Why is everything flickering so much? Why did Jessica leave me? Well, you couldn't expect much story, but even Computer Space gave a better setting.
Gameplay: -10
How do you even manage to get a negative score? Well check it out for yourself.
Just kidding, don't do it. Seriously.
Graphics: -10
IT HURTS, IT HUUUURTS!
Sound/Music: 1
There isn't any at least from the one I played, so it's MILES better than Computer Space. And by miles I mean by one point.
That leaves the game with a flickering -19 points out of 100. Don't bother.
«Waste of time»
Kinda dated, but its very fun for GTAesque games.
Very bad.
As far as I understand, the story is as following: You're piloting a ship, and there are aliens attacking you. That's it. Didn't expect anything complex and that's fine.
The gameplay consists of you piloting the ship and shooting at UFOs, but the controls are terribly counter-intuitive, slow, and it feels like the ship is skating on ice instead of, you know, flying.
However, it's relatively impressive for a game from 1971.
So overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
Not much to say here.
Gameplay: 1
Pew pew pew, if it wasn't for the ship being so sloppy it'd be okay. Also the UFOs are trained sharpshooters it seems.
Graphics: 5
They're pretty good for a game as old as my great-great-great-grandfather, but it's not worth playing it for that.
Sound/Music: 0
If you do play it, do it muted.
This leaves the game with an incredible 6 points out of 400 total. Pew pew.
As far as I understand, the story is as following: You're piloting a ship, and there are aliens attacking you. That's it. Didn't expect anything complex and that's fine.
The gameplay consists of you piloting the ship and shooting at UFOs, but the controls are terribly counter-intuitive, slow, and it feels like the ship is skating on ice instead of, you know, flying.
However, it's relatively impressive for a game from 1971.
So overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
Not much to say here.
Gameplay: 1
Pew pew pew, if it wasn't for the ship being so sloppy it'd be okay. Also the UFOs are trained sharpshooters it seems.
Graphics: 5
They're pretty good for a game as old as my great-great-great-grandfather, but it's not worth playing it for that.
Sound/Music: 0
If you do play it, do it muted.
This leaves the game with an incredible 6 points out of 400 total. Pew pew.
«Waste of time»
12/10 - A MASTERPIECE!!! One of the best games ever made! Everything in the game is perfect.
«Blew my mind»
«Just one more turn»
9/10 - One of my favorite 3D Mario games. I have finished it many times.
«Can’t stop playing»
«Sit back and relax»
9.5/10 - The most beautiful tribute to the Mega Man games and the 8 bits era!
«Can’t stop playing»
«Constantly dying and enjoy it»