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9.0/10 - One of the best Multiplayer first person shooter ever made!
«Just one more turn»
«Can’t stop playing»
9/10 - It's not better than the original, it's actually worse because of how the camera is zoomed in. But fuck you, handheld supremacy. Happy 35th birthday funky Italian man I love you...
«Time-tested»
«Constantly dying and enjoy it»
Bro, it's Mario, bro. BRO.
This game was a huge step in gaming back when, and it still influenced a lot of games today! Like for example, there's one pretty famous called Super Mario, which is obviously a copycat. I mean he might be a bro but he ain't no bros. He is? Ah well. Still a copycat.
So in here you play as your favorite troublemaker, Luigi and his younger brother Mario, in search of the princess Daisy...
Something doesn't sound right here... Oh right! Mario is older.
Anyways, the game's graphics are still pretty good to this day, the gameplay is solid and the soundtrack? Mpfah (imagine I kissed my hand, french-style (not french kissing style, just that thing they do (NOT FRENCH KISSING))) perfection.
All around well-round, it's memorable and fun to play!
I'm... Surprised.. I think I'm gonna cry.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 40
Save the princess, blah blah. If I only had that to go by that, i'd give it 0 points.
But, the characters and world design is so unique that it's still memorable to this day, so take those 40 points and leave me alone.
Gameplay: 35
I mean you just jump and shoot fireballs sometimes and, while it works, there's just not much more to it. It's good and it does its job though.
Graphics: 50
Relatively speaking, of course. The game is incredibly pretty, in my opinion it still holds up very nicely.
Soundtrack: 70
Timeless, and it didn't make my cochlea go BOOOOOM so that's a huge plus.
This leaves Mario and gang with... 195 out of 400! The hell? That's super high! Did I count it wrong? Ah well, Mario deserves it for every time Peach was in another castle. I mean, Daisy. I MEAN, ROSALIN- I MEAN ZEL- WHAT?
This game was a huge step in gaming back when, and it still influenced a lot of games today! Like for example, there's one pretty famous called Super Mario, which is obviously a copycat. I mean he might be a bro but he ain't no bros. He is? Ah well. Still a copycat.
So in here you play as your favorite troublemaker, Luigi and his younger brother Mario, in search of the princess Daisy...
Something doesn't sound right here... Oh right! Mario is older.
Anyways, the game's graphics are still pretty good to this day, the gameplay is solid and the soundtrack? Mpfah (imagine I kissed my hand, french-style (not french kissing style, just that thing they do (NOT FRENCH KISSING))) perfection.
All around well-round, it's memorable and fun to play!
I'm... Surprised.. I think I'm gonna cry.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 40
Save the princess, blah blah. If I only had that to go by that, i'd give it 0 points.
But, the characters and world design is so unique that it's still memorable to this day, so take those 40 points and leave me alone.
Gameplay: 35
I mean you just jump and shoot fireballs sometimes and, while it works, there's just not much more to it. It's good and it does its job though.
Graphics: 50
Relatively speaking, of course. The game is incredibly pretty, in my opinion it still holds up very nicely.
Soundtrack: 70
Timeless, and it didn't make my cochlea go BOOOOOM so that's a huge plus.
This leaves Mario and gang with... 195 out of 400! The hell? That's super high! Did I count it wrong? Ah well, Mario deserves it for every time Peach was in another castle. I mean, Daisy. I MEAN, ROSALIN- I MEAN ZEL- WHAT?
«Time-tested»
Fun! Not world-breaking by today's standards but pretty fun nonetheless.
You play as a bomber-boy bombing some bad balloons that pop YOU. Something makes me think this game is set in Soviet Russia.
The gameplay loop is pretty simple: Look at bloon. Can you put a bomb that will bomb it? No? Bomb wall instead. If not get out of bomb way, bomb break you. That's what they say at least. Simple.
You'd think that'd get boring fast, and you'd be right. But here's the bomb; you can upgrade your bomb to make it bombastically more bombastic.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
No, really, what even is going on here? Why is he dressed like that? Why are the balloons sentient and some even actively follow you and BREAK you? Why is he dressed like that? And most importantly, why is he dressed like that? Wait, I think I repeated myself somewhere.
Gameplay: 37
BOOOOOOOOOOOM BABYYYYY! Solid. Solid in fragments.
Graphics: 5
Not too impressive but it's stylized and pretty cute.
Sound/Music: 0
I can't hear anything anymore so I'll just give it a zero.
That leaves this game absolutely POPPIN' with... Uh... Math is hard, man, let's round it up to 40. No, wait, 45. Yeah, 45. Plus 2. Right, 47. Wait that doesn't sound right. Let's remove 3 out of that 47. That'd be... 44. Minus 2. 44 minus 2 is.. Uhhh... 42.
42 out of 400! I should play some math games.
You play as a bomber-boy bombing some bad balloons that pop YOU. Something makes me think this game is set in Soviet Russia.
The gameplay loop is pretty simple: Look at bloon. Can you put a bomb that will bomb it? No? Bomb wall instead. If not get out of bomb way, bomb break you. That's what they say at least. Simple.
You'd think that'd get boring fast, and you'd be right. But here's the bomb; you can upgrade your bomb to make it bombastically more bombastic.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
No, really, what even is going on here? Why is he dressed like that? Why are the balloons sentient and some even actively follow you and BREAK you? Why is he dressed like that? And most importantly, why is he dressed like that? Wait, I think I repeated myself somewhere.
Gameplay: 37
BOOOOOOOOOOOM BABYYYYY! Solid. Solid in fragments.
Graphics: 5
Not too impressive but it's stylized and pretty cute.
Sound/Music: 0
I can't hear anything anymore so I'll just give it a zero.
That leaves this game absolutely POPPIN' with... Uh... Math is hard, man, let's round it up to 40. No, wait, 45. Yeah, 45. Plus 2. Right, 47. Wait that doesn't sound right. Let's remove 3 out of that 47. That'd be... 44. Minus 2. 44 minus 2 is.. Uhhh... 42.
42 out of 400! I should play some math games.
«Blew my mind»
A gift from god
Just like mostly all other Warriors games I played or am actually playing, this one is kinda straight forward. One Piece characters, good engaging Soundtrack and easy gameplay to share with friends or even online. I grinded all of it to have it on 100% - without DLCs at the current moment.
«Can’t stop playing»
«Better with friends»
Took me a while to figure out those poop stains on the ground were actually holes! Good thing E.T. can EXPAND NECK!
Anyways, I don't have to say anything about this game.
Well I still will.
I hate this.
That's all.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
It's E.T. you wanna know the story you watch the movie. No I'm not salty.
Gameplay: 1
I'm giving it a one because you can EXPAND NECK, other than that, damn is the gameplay aggravating.
Graphics: 0
Not negative because you can EXPAND NECK AND FLY WITH IT. How is that related with graphics? I dunno figure it out yourself. No I'm not salty.
Sound/Music: -10
Honestly I shouldn't complain, everyone should know better than playing those things with maximum volume.
This leaves the game with an extraterrestriaordinary -9! Better than Galaxy Game! YES I'M SALTY, THIS GAME SUCKS.
Anyways, I don't have to say anything about this game.
Well I still will.
I hate this.
That's all.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
It's E.T. you wanna know the story you watch the movie. No I'm not salty.
Gameplay: 1
I'm giving it a one because you can EXPAND NECK, other than that, damn is the gameplay aggravating.
Graphics: 0
Not negative because you can EXPAND NECK AND FLY WITH IT. How is that related with graphics? I dunno figure it out yourself. No I'm not salty.
Sound/Music: -10
Honestly I shouldn't complain, everyone should know better than playing those things with maximum volume.
This leaves the game with an extraterrestriaordinary -9! Better than Galaxy Game! YES I'M SALTY, THIS GAME SUCKS.
«Waste of time»
It's Q-bert! Everyone knows Q*bert! Everyone... Because of Wreck It Ralph of course! So pretty cool to see he got a game just for himself, lucky Kill_Bert!
The game is just Quill=Bart jumping around and marking some squares some color, and his objective is to mark'em all. Very ambitious. That's Queue/Bork for you.
But wait! There's a twist! Some... Uh... Weird glob things are trying to stop him just because! But they go away when he completes all squa- nevermind there's more now.
Damn it Cool~Bard, just, get a gun or something. Geez.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
What even is Gillbert? Who are those blobs? Why does he even want to paint the squares in the first place? Is he insane? AM I INSANE?
Those are answers you'll never have the answer for, except the last one, the answer being yes definitely.
Gameplay: 10
It was fun, kinda. Eh it was okay. Alright fine it was mediocre. OKAY GOD IT WAS AVERAGE. AAH YOU KNOW WHAT? I ADMIT, IT WAS SO-SO.
Ugh you just can't give a rest huh?
Graphics: 1
The squares changed color.
Sound/Music: 0
Pretty standard old game experience. Play game, turn deaf.
That leaves this game with a color-changing square 11 out of 400.
The game is just Quill=Bart jumping around and marking some squares some color, and his objective is to mark'em all. Very ambitious. That's Queue/Bork for you.
But wait! There's a twist! Some... Uh... Weird glob things are trying to stop him just because! But they go away when he completes all squa- nevermind there's more now.
Damn it Cool~Bard, just, get a gun or something. Geez.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
What even is Gillbert? Who are those blobs? Why does he even want to paint the squares in the first place? Is he insane? AM I INSANE?
Those are answers you'll never have the answer for, except the last one, the answer being yes definitely.
Gameplay: 10
It was fun, kinda. Eh it was okay. Alright fine it was mediocre. OKAY GOD IT WAS AVERAGE. AAH YOU KNOW WHAT? I ADMIT, IT WAS SO-SO.
Ugh you just can't give a rest huh?
Graphics: 1
The squares changed color.
Sound/Music: 0
Pretty standard old game experience. Play game, turn deaf.
That leaves this game with a color-changing square 11 out of 400.
Monkey donkey gorilla conga threw a barrila on-a me! What the f*@#?
Anyways, it's pretty fun. That or maybe the games I've been playing are so shitty a simple climb the ladder minigame is enough to impress me. Either way, it's good.
You play as not-mario trying to save not-peach from the one and only, Donkey Kong himself. You know, the one from the movies... What was it? Whatever, he's famous.
I have a confession to make, I actually got jumpscared when I was standing in a ladder and a barrel went down it. Sorry, keyboard, please forgive me.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 5
There's a story in this! Albeit extremely cliche being a "save the princess from a crazy plumber with a hammer that can destroy barrels", they innovated that you actually play as the villain! For some reason the princess seems to be happy to be captured by the short plumber though, strange.
Gameplay: 10
You jump, climb, and die. Pretty good!
Graphics: 5
I gotta say ooh OOH OH UH AH AH AK EEK EEK OH OH. But considering the time it was released, it ain't bad.
Sound/Music: 0
That's the reason I was jumpscared.
This leaves the game with a barrel's worth of bananas. I mean, 20 out of 400, yeah.
Anyways, it's pretty fun. That or maybe the games I've been playing are so shitty a simple climb the ladder minigame is enough to impress me. Either way, it's good.
You play as not-mario trying to save not-peach from the one and only, Donkey Kong himself. You know, the one from the movies... What was it? Whatever, he's famous.
I have a confession to make, I actually got jumpscared when I was standing in a ladder and a barrel went down it. Sorry, keyboard, please forgive me.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 5
There's a story in this! Albeit extremely cliche being a "save the princess from a crazy plumber with a hammer that can destroy barrels", they innovated that you actually play as the villain! For some reason the princess seems to be happy to be captured by the short plumber though, strange.
Gameplay: 10
You jump, climb, and die. Pretty good!
Graphics: 5
I gotta say ooh OOH OH UH AH AH AK EEK EEK OH OH. But considering the time it was released, it ain't bad.
Sound/Music: 0
That's the reason I was jumpscared.
This leaves the game with a barrel's worth of bananas. I mean, 20 out of 400, yeah.
«Constantly dying and enjoy it»
I'm going to be honest and say this game is actually not terribly bad, for its time at least.
You play as a brown ship that murders poor defenseless aliens on the ground. But they deserved it, they're green! (I'm not racist for green people I swear)
The secret here is to go as fast as possible and pray that you hit some ships eventually, not very fun but going fast does have its merit.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
You're telling me I have to watch 17 SEASONS of Stargate so I can understand what's going on?! Piss off! Eat garbage! Do a front flip! Write me a thesis on quantum physics! Build me a ship! Massage my feet!
...Oh, they're not related? Well that's even worse, this game has no story.
Gameplay: 5
The ship does in fact go very fast. Pew pew.
Graphics: 5
Compared to other titles from the same year or previous, it's not very impressive.
Sound/Music: 1
Not as bad as Computer Space but I did have to switch my eardrums.
That leaves this game with a pew pew'ing 11. I'll forget about this one in the next few secon-
Wait, what game is this again?
You play as a brown ship that murders poor defenseless aliens on the ground. But they deserved it, they're green! (I'm not racist for green people I swear)
The secret here is to go as fast as possible and pray that you hit some ships eventually, not very fun but going fast does have its merit.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
You're telling me I have to watch 17 SEASONS of Stargate so I can understand what's going on?! Piss off! Eat garbage! Do a front flip! Write me a thesis on quantum physics! Build me a ship! Massage my feet!
...Oh, they're not related? Well that's even worse, this game has no story.
Gameplay: 5
The ship does in fact go very fast. Pew pew.
Graphics: 5
Compared to other titles from the same year or previous, it's not very impressive.
Sound/Music: 1
Not as bad as Computer Space but I did have to switch my eardrums.
That leaves this game with a pew pew'ing 11. I'll forget about this one in the next few secon-
Wait, what game is this again?
12/10 - A MASTERPIECE!!! - The BEST Street Fighter game ever made, and my favorite too! The cast of fighters of this game is the best so far, and the graphics are very good.
«Just one more turn»
«Can’t stop playing»
8/10 - This is how you make a good remake!
«Can’t stop playing»
«Beaten more than once»