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The REAL Street Fighter. Not really, that was a joke. This game's way better.
You play as someone with zero fashion sense beating up his twin that also has a non-existent fashion sense. Like, really? ALL BLUE, INCLUDING YOUR HAIR? Like, oh my gosh how do you, like, walk around like that? That is soooo 2019! Where's your mask?
The folk in the city are also all psychopaths, with J. Jonah Jameson (aka JJJ) throwing flower vases on one of you, hoping that you will die and stop fighting. And his wife throwing a bunch of confetti when you successfully murder your twin brother by throwing him in a manhole. Not a very educational game for kids, that is if you don't want your kid to murder his twin brother and celebrate doing it. If you do, well then I've got good news.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
I admit, I made that whole twin brother thing up. There is no story.
Gameplay: 30
It's simple but effective AND fun. You can punch high or low and automatically block depending on your stance. For example, I'm in a high stance so if he hits high I'll block it. Unless I also hit at the same time, in which I will lower my guard. You can also dodge backwards which is a lot of fun to do.
Graphics: 5
Not very impressive, I think there should be better colors other than blue and green. Geez. Get some sense.
Sound/Music: 0
Eh.
That leaves this game with a knocking 35 out of 400! Not bad to play with someone.
You play as someone with zero fashion sense beating up his twin that also has a non-existent fashion sense. Like, really? ALL BLUE, INCLUDING YOUR HAIR? Like, oh my gosh how do you, like, walk around like that? That is soooo 2019! Where's your mask?
The folk in the city are also all psychopaths, with J. Jonah Jameson (aka JJJ) throwing flower vases on one of you, hoping that you will die and stop fighting. And his wife throwing a bunch of confetti when you successfully murder your twin brother by throwing him in a manhole. Not a very educational game for kids, that is if you don't want your kid to murder his twin brother and celebrate doing it. If you do, well then I've got good news.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
I admit, I made that whole twin brother thing up. There is no story.
Gameplay: 30
It's simple but effective AND fun. You can punch high or low and automatically block depending on your stance. For example, I'm in a high stance so if he hits high I'll block it. Unless I also hit at the same time, in which I will lower my guard. You can also dodge backwards which is a lot of fun to do.
Graphics: 5
Not very impressive, I think there should be better colors other than blue and green. Geez. Get some sense.
Sound/Music: 0
Eh.
That leaves this game with a knocking 35 out of 400! Not bad to play with someone.
«Better with friends»
Don't play this.
The graphics are GREAT, I mean, as great as they could be for such an old game. But the graphics are outweighed by the game's not-so-great gameplay. I mean really? 240 km/h is the best you can do, F-1 man? Road Fight went DOUBLE that and he didn't INSTANTLY COMBUST when he scrapped another car! What a disappointment.
The best part is when you lose, the game over screen comes with a super happy song that lasts for way longer than it should.
Just not a very fun game, and the only thing this has going for it are graphics. Ah well.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
Hmmm, I'm starting to see a trend here...
Gameplay: -50
Nah, hard pass.
Maybe I was too harsh. Okay, fine, -30 then.
Graphics: 30
They're pretty good! And 3D (kinda), which was surprising.
Sound/Music: -10
Jesus Christ the engine sound is so...
This leaves the game with a not-so-furious -10 out of 400! Yikes.
The graphics are GREAT, I mean, as great as they could be for such an old game. But the graphics are outweighed by the game's not-so-great gameplay. I mean really? 240 km/h is the best you can do, F-1 man? Road Fight went DOUBLE that and he didn't INSTANTLY COMBUST when he scrapped another car! What a disappointment.
The best part is when you lose, the game over screen comes with a super happy song that lasts for way longer than it should.
Just not a very fun game, and the only thing this has going for it are graphics. Ah well.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
Hmmm, I'm starting to see a trend here...
Gameplay: -50
Nah, hard pass.
Maybe I was too harsh. Okay, fine, -30 then.
Graphics: 30
They're pretty good! And 3D (kinda), which was surprising.
Sound/Music: -10
Jesus Christ the engine sound is so...
This leaves the game with a not-so-furious -10 out of 400! Yikes.
Not bad, I think for the time it was actually pretty good. Hard to recommend it today though.
You play as an immortal biker that can roll 30 times in a row with his bike, going downhill. Pretty cool guy, wish we heard more about him. Anyways the game is exactly what the title says, you... Wait, no it's not. You don't actually excite your bike. Huh, I feel ripped off.
The stunts are fun and the controls are good. The physics are actually impressive for a game its age. So what's wrong with it? Well there's just not much to do, it's very repetitive.
You just jump around with your bike hoping that it won't fly away at 3000 mph and you won't have to hear the DREADFUL sound of you running back. Seriously it's hella creepy. And it takes too long.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
You're just a biker guy, and that's fine, no story needed.
Gameplay: 10
It's pretty fun for the first few minutes, then it gets boring.
Graphics: 10
It's okay.
Sound/Music: 2
There's only a soundtrack for the title screen, but that's actually good because the music sounds dorky as hell, give it a listen:
That leaves the game with a front-flippin' 22 out of 400. I gotta listen to that title screen theme again. BAHAHAHAHA
You play as an immortal biker that can roll 30 times in a row with his bike, going downhill. Pretty cool guy, wish we heard more about him. Anyways the game is exactly what the title says, you... Wait, no it's not. You don't actually excite your bike. Huh, I feel ripped off.
The stunts are fun and the controls are good. The physics are actually impressive for a game its age. So what's wrong with it? Well there's just not much to do, it's very repetitive.
You just jump around with your bike hoping that it won't fly away at 3000 mph and you won't have to hear the DREADFUL sound of you running back. Seriously it's hella creepy. And it takes too long.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
You're just a biker guy, and that's fine, no story needed.
Gameplay: 10
It's pretty fun for the first few minutes, then it gets boring.
Graphics: 10
It's okay.
Sound/Music: 2
There's only a soundtrack for the title screen, but that's actually good because the music sounds dorky as hell, give it a listen:
BAHAHAHAHAH
That leaves the game with a front-flippin' 22 out of 400. I gotta listen to that title screen theme again. BAHAHAHAHA
8.0/10 - This is the only MOBA game i really like, i loved the cartoon style graphics and the 2D gameplay.
«Can’t stop playing»
«Liked before it became a hit»
This is a confusing one. You play as a... Uhhh.
Sentient orange? Yeah that must be it. And you're trying to... I dunno what you're supposed to do, honestly. You can grab and spin and sometimes coins appear? Other times some flags and bouncy nets.
I really don't know, but grabbing the balls (heh) and spinning around is pretty fun as a mechanic, I just wish it was implemented differently because the levels SUCK.
The controls change whether you're facing horizontally or vertically so it gets confusing, and there are TWO enemies and one portal on the center that kills you, on the first level. So this game's pretty hard.
I think it could be a lot better if it wasn't designed like that. Basically, remove 90% of the game and just leave the bouncy mechanics. Bounce, bounce, bounce.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
None.
Gameplay: 5
The grabbing and bouncing is pretty fun, not gonna lie. But the enemies doing a hitkill on you and a portal? Nah. No amount of bouncing will make up for that.
Okay maybe if there was more bouncing it'd make up for it. But it doesn't. So it's bad.
Graphics: 10
The graphics are bouncy.
Sound/Music: 5
It actually has music, and it doesn't make me want to rip my eyes off so I can't hear it anymore. Well maybe because I didn't play it for more than five minutes, my opinion could change.
This leaves the game with a 20 out of 400! Even though the rating was higher than it should be, it's only for superficial reasons. It's not worth playing it.
Sentient orange? Yeah that must be it. And you're trying to... I dunno what you're supposed to do, honestly. You can grab and spin and sometimes coins appear? Other times some flags and bouncy nets.
I really don't know, but grabbing the balls (heh) and spinning around is pretty fun as a mechanic, I just wish it was implemented differently because the levels SUCK.
The controls change whether you're facing horizontally or vertically so it gets confusing, and there are TWO enemies and one portal on the center that kills you, on the first level. So this game's pretty hard.
I think it could be a lot better if it wasn't designed like that. Basically, remove 90% of the game and just leave the bouncy mechanics. Bounce, bounce, bounce.
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
None.
Gameplay: 5
The grabbing and bouncing is pretty fun, not gonna lie. But the enemies doing a hitkill on you and a portal? Nah. No amount of bouncing will make up for that.
Okay maybe if there was more bouncing it'd make up for it. But it doesn't. So it's bad.
Graphics: 10
The graphics are bouncy.
Sound/Music: 5
It actually has music, and it doesn't make me want to rip my eyes off so I can't hear it anymore. Well maybe because I didn't play it for more than five minutes, my opinion could change.
This leaves the game with a 20 out of 400! Even though the rating was higher than it should be, it's only for superficial reasons. It's not worth playing it.
It's fun. You play as a red car (not Cars, mind you) and you're just trying to survive, I think. Everyone is out there to kill you, including Superman himself, and he'll do it by spooking you into crashing your car! Ah, Superman.
There are many times in which I think to myself "The hell? Where's their love for life?" and then I realize, it's called Road Fighter for a reason, so it makes sense they're not trying to give you hugs and kisses.
For some reason the checkpoint system doesn't actually work as a checkpoint, and if you lose you start from the very beginning which is pretty annoying. At least exploding our car only makes us lose fuel. Wait, what?
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
None given, by context it seems we are Road Fighters (TM) and we got a sticker on our car that says: "Kill me please".
Gameplay: 20
It's good, I like going fast and the car goes a whopping 400 km/h. Logically, it spins a lot when hit with another car. Though, I'm just surprised it doesn't explode on impact.
Graphics: 10
Not groundbreaking by any means, but it's pleasant.
Sound/Music: 5
There's no music as far as I know, but the sounds are okay. Sometimes thou- AAAAAAHHHHHHH SUPERMAN WHAT THE F-
That leaves the game with a furious 35 out of 400! Who keeps leaving oil on the road? Don't they know that's dangerous?
There are many times in which I think to myself "The hell? Where's their love for life?" and then I realize, it's called Road Fighter for a reason, so it makes sense they're not trying to give you hugs and kisses.
For some reason the checkpoint system doesn't actually work as a checkpoint, and if you lose you start from the very beginning which is pretty annoying. At least exploding our car only makes us lose fuel. Wait, what?
Overall, rating out of 100:
Story: 0
None given, by context it seems we are Road Fighters (TM) and we got a sticker on our car that says: "Kill me please".
Gameplay: 20
It's good, I like going fast and the car goes a whopping 400 km/h. Logically, it spins a lot when hit with another car. Though, I'm just surprised it doesn't explode on impact.
Graphics: 10
Not groundbreaking by any means, but it's pleasant.
Sound/Music: 5
There's no music as far as I know, but the sounds are okay. Sometimes thou- AAAAAAHHHHHHH SUPERMAN WHAT THE F-
That leaves the game with a furious 35 out of 400! Who keeps leaving oil on the road? Don't they know that's dangerous?
That's actually an astonishingly good game. Very beautiful, very atmospheric and extremely satisfactory.
«Blew my mind»
«Underrated»